Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A lot of these text messaging app thingies have like a giphy command. Type in something like "/giphy failure", and you can scroll through various giphy results for "failure" until you find a gif with The Spoony One (which shouldn't take long).

Also I just realize that I want a variation of reported.gif titled aborted.gif. For NChick, you know?

[Old Black Man]

I think the porch package was bait to lure Spoony under one of those deadly icicles.

[Guest]

Someone drove to Spoony's home on I think.... foxdickfarms? I'm not too sure if it really is his home, but if it is, it looks fine. No sign of icicles or snow barricading his door.
I guess Spoony has to keep up his delusions somehow.

[Prisoner of Ice]

Yeah a local posted a pic over on Reddit. There's like nothing there dude. It's a shin high patch of snow blown towards the door (that can be opened inwards btw. Spoony acting as if he's stuck in a log cabin after an avalanche buries it whole.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I can't wait for summor to approach so he can claim that a deadly heat wave is keeping him from leaving his house.

[Rushy]

Spoony is actually fine and healthy, he's just a massive fan of Jon Cryer on Two And A Half Men and spends his days cosplaying

[Guest]

But there`s still a big question - what was in package from Spoony`s mom?

[Complicity]

But there`s still a big question - what was in package from Spoony`s mom?

It doesn't matter because it's NOT a Dremel!
Christmas is ruined!

[wulfenlord]

Is it possible for him to be any more melodramatic?

[Kugelfisch]

Sure. Just wait a few more days.