God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Kugelfisch]

To be fair from what I've heared Kanye doesn't rap about being a gangster he mostly raps about being rich and fucking bitches.

Today. Earlier it was mostly about school and shit. He got made fun of for how not gangsta his stuff is, until he blew up with it because more people could identify with it than dealing coke by the kilos and hustling hoes. At least that's what I read.

[Guest]

Blacks with autism fascinate me.

[Poonoo]

Fair enough. It's like how in that one Black Metal: A Documentary, all these hardcore satanists were just neckbeards touting an image for proffit, most of them owning it and taking the piss, but then in comes that limey from Gorgoroth all dead serious about "muh Satan super srz bznz guize!" I lol'd. I could appreciate this same thing in that regard, sure.

Gangsta rappers were all drama club faggots too

Truth. When you listen to some of the lyrics these guys wrote about being tough it is just pure cringe. I like the Wu Tang clan album tic-tac liked but lyrically they talk about how they are Kung Fu gangsters who can cut you up with their swords. And you were meant to take it seriously.

In reality they were just a bunch of martial arts nerds, like most black nerds were before they discovered anime.

[Auli]

https://archive.fo/WG8sW

People with Trump derangement syndrome have dreams of Trump fucking the shit out of them, which surprises no one since despite their REEEEING they want a big strong alpha male to rip their hair out and fuck their asshole without asking.

lol at least it's sex and not rape

[Pope Corky III]

Fair enough. It's like how in that one Black Metal: A Documentary, all these hardcore satanists were just neckbeards touting an image for proffit, most of them owning it and taking the piss, but then in comes that limey from Gorgoroth all dead serious about "muh Satan super srz bznz guize!" I lol'd. I could appreciate this same thing in that regard, sure.

Gangsta rappers were all drama club faggots too

Truth. When you listen to some of the lyrics these guys wrote about being tough it is just pure cringe. I like the Wu Tang clan album tic-tac liked but lyrically they talk about how they are Kung Fu gangsters who can cut you up with their swords. And you were meant to take it seriously.

In reality they were just a bunch of martial arts nerds, like most black nerds were before they discovered anime.

That's not quite the whole story. One of the first Wu-Tang solo albums was called Liquid Swords, which is a slang for the tongue. They aren't so much talking about cutting you up with swords as cutting you up with their rhymes. (see also: Moon Man's: Nuke San Fransisco a million times using nothing but these sick dope lunar rhymes).

[Osterzone]

Warren released her injun ancestry-- she's 1/1024 legit. Time to pay up, Donny.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Jim Goad's summary of the response among black pundits and writers to Kanye West's Oval Office visit has some priceless quotes:

http://takimag.com/article/uncle-tom-go ... z5U1E1hAl1

These people are losing their minds. Again.

[Kugelfisch]

West spoke of alternate universes and how time doesn’t exist. He said that kids should play basketball while they are learning math. He said that love is the cure for police brutality. He claimed his IQ was in the 98th percentile. He said that his erratic behavior was due to sleep deprivation rather than bipolar disorder. He said “motherfucker” and “bullshit” and “balls.” He urged the construction of “Yeezy Ideation Centers” in Chicago. (One of his many nicknames is Yeezy.) He said that wearing the MAGA hat made him feel like Superman.

Part of me hopes that this is the most elaborate Joaquin Phoenix ruse cruise ever. The other part of me find it just as hilarious if it isn't.
Imagine being so assdestroyed about Trump over a year in that you listen to an autistic nigger's incoherent blabbering and get angry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They wanted him to be their incoherent poc, dammit.

To be fair from what I've heared Kanye doesn't rap about being a gangster he mostly raps about being rich and fucking bitches.

That's literally 98% of all rap songs I've ever had the misfortune to listen to. These guys seem to overcompensate like fucking crazy.

Blacks with autism fascinate me.

They will make Wakanda happen, you know.

[rabidtictac]

They wanted him to be their incoherent poc, dammit.

That's really what it is all about. That's why shitlibs popped a massive boner when taylor swift suddenly said some anti-trump shit.