Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[GestapoAssiman]

The younger, the better. When it comes to women, it's only important that they're fuckable and they don't annoy you too much. You can discuss about nostalgia shit with your friends.

You think that you can bang this?
Well now you can

[Guest]

There are legit reasons to shit on Brad, but c'mon, the guy wants to fuck some young pussy, what's wrong with that? I can totally get it, I'm approx. the same age as he is and I'm not interested at all of biatches of my age who already have fucked at least some 10 other dudes. The younger, the better. When it comes to women, it's only important that they're fuckable and they don't annoy you too much. You can discuss about nostalgia shit with your friends.

Nothing but trouble, imo. Sounds great in theory, if all you're looking for is a fuck buddy, maybe. But that's a hit 'em and quit 'em thing, not a keep 'em around deal. I don't see the appeal of being viewed as a pedo or predator, but maybe that's just me. Skirting that line doesn't sound fun in the slightest. But people do stupid shit in the middle of their 'crisis' so whatevs.

[Kugelfisch]

There are legit reasons to shit on Brad, but c'mon, the guy wants to fuck some young pussy, what's wrong with that?

Nothing. Proposing to them is. Hell, it's a bad enough idea in general but some girl that will most likely realize in a few years that she's still got time to do better? He's asking for trouble.

[BobbyBoucher]

Brad doesn't have the greatest record with women. Jillian is/was a little crazy. Screaming Mantis is a crazy alcoholic. Rayn was a single mom anti-Trump degenerate (Brad dodged a bullet there; now it's Jake's wife's son). Violet had the brains to dump him (see the Brad Tries MASH beer, they had little in common). Laura seems the most stable, but has even less in common than Violet did.

There's probably a couple more in there, but Brad clearly has a problem. I think it stems from the fact his parents divorced and his mom became a lesbian. I think it also caused him to be raised by television/movies.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Rayn openly desired to have kids with as many different guys as she could, and Brad's reaction was to try and put a ring on that shit.

[Kugelfisch]

Rayn openly desired to have kids with as many different guys as she could, and Brad's reaction was to try and put a ring on that shit.

He should've considered Jake plugging that hole the greatest favour any friend ever did him.

[GestapoAssiman]

Brad should probably thank Jake. He really dodged a bullet there.

E: ayyy, great minds think alike

[Bootyhole Bandit]

Oh Brad, insulting Jake like that only makes you look worse, especially with the RapeWaluigi stuff uncorked. Thanks for digging this up, I know that Brad has called Jake a sexual predator multiple times but couldn’t recall when and where.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Talk about a sheltered life, jfc. It's like Tamara didn't know movies existed before she worked for Doge. How the fuck does that even happen? Did she just randomly hand out her resume one day around town and Doge saw her and was like, 'I need another cute bitch to get the titty views. She won't upstage me. She'll do.'? Because how else do you get into acting without having seen at least a few decent movies in your life?

Probably hired for size diversity.

[GestapoAssiman]

Ayyy, most people haven't seen good movies. Just look at imdb and how high shit like the Dark Knight got