Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Gaming is gay. I'd rather play with myself.

[Le Redditeur]

D&D sounds very very gay.

Honestly, it is. Everything I wanted out of D&D I got ten fold running dungeons in WoW.

You missed the best D&D vydia experience, which was of course playing Tower of Doom and Shadow Over Mystara on the arcade.

[Guest]

D&D sounds very very gay.

Honestly, it is. Everything I wanted out of D&D I got ten fold running dungeons in WoW. I just wanted to tackle instances and kill creatures and get cool loot. D&D with all it's disgusting dice rolling, paper sheets, and imagination are gay as fucking fuck. 5e is the best because it simplifies everything down to a d20 roll and a relevant modifier bonus, but it was a double edged sword in that now it's accessible to women and normies. Now it's all literally gay as fuck because in a world bound only by the confines of the DM's imagine, it didn't have enough trans and womben. WotC should be fire bombed into a crater for this, and Gygax should be resurrected and executed again for making the initial game nothing but a spread sheet simulator with implications of monster rape. Sick fucks all of them.

I think that went over a few heads around here.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You missed the best D&D vydia experience, which was of course playing Tower of Doom and Shadow Over Mystara on the arcade.

Which just so happens to be based on the Rules Cyclopedia and the Mystara setting, just in case anyone is questioning my fine taste.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He not only acted like a jackass getting blacklisted from every group he's ever played with, he constantly got his facts wrong or even blantantly lied on how certain rulesets/editions worked just so he'd have a better 'Spoony outsmarts everyone' story.

I didn't even mention it, but yes, that was the other thing. It's like opening a whole can of worms, so I'll keep it short. Those stories always sounded so petty and mean spirited, the asshole didn't even try to tell them like some wacky, fun tales, but he always went for the "and then I showed everyone how much better and smarter I was, and they hated me for it!" routine. He was this in D&D form:

[pibbs]

My favorite was the one time during a D&D campaign at the game store, the tranny marine beat up a dude for looking at him wrong.

Totally happened.

[MegaNigger]

D&D sounds very very gay.

Honestly, it is. Everything I wanted out of D&D I got ten fold running dungeons in WoW. I just wanted to tackle instances and kill creatures and get cool loot. D&D with all it's disgusting dice rolling, paper sheets, and imagination are gay as fucking fuck. 5e is the best because it simplifies everything down to a d20 roll and a relevant modifier bonus, but it was a double edged sword in that now it's accessible to women and normies. Now it's all literally gay as fuck because in a world bound only by the confines of the DM's imagine, it didn't have enough trans and womben. WotC should be fire bombed into a crater for this, and Gygax should be resurrected and executed again for making the initial game nothing but a spread sheet simulator with implications of monster rape. Sick fucks all of them.

I think that went over a few heads around here.

Just you, nigger faggot.

[mad bum]

>Dies down
I have some bad news for you cucknadian. The ride never ends until you fight back.

[Moe Bitches]

And by someone else, you mean TheSpoonyOne.

[Guest]

A far as her fantasies go, this is one is at least a physical possibility.