Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Angelfire Memes]

Weirdly there are now millions of DND bloggers out there. Some of them are even worse than Spoony was. He could have a cushy job sperging about tabletop shit twice a month by now, just do long form unedited vlogs and playthroughs like he did anyway.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Well no, the problem with Counter Monkey was it was another vlog channel when absolutely no-one wanted more Spoony vlogs.

It got a lot of people through Dark Times though.

[Guest]

Weirdly there are now millions of DND bloggers out there. Some of them are even worse than Spoony was.

Spoony had the wrong opinion though - loved fourth and rejected fifth.

[Some Sick Fuck]

The main problem with counter monkey was that the stories usually ended up with him doing something asinine that had him banned from yet another place, because he was acting like a raging douchebag.

I don't know if any of those were true, but if they were, he would probably be the most blacklisted person in D&D history at least on local scale before social media.

[Guest]

He not only acted like a jackass getting blacklisted from every group he's ever played with, he constantly got his facts wrong or even blantantly lied on how certain rulesets/editions worked just so he'd have a better 'Spoony outsmarts everyone' story. His hating on 5th ed. was hilarious too considering he never played a single 5e game when his "review" came out and I'd dare wager my nutsack he hasn't done so since. Way to burn your bridges before even crossing them, Spoon

[Le Redditeur]

Weirdly there are now millions of DND bloggers out there. Some of them are even worse than Spoony was.

Spoony had the wrong opinion though - loved fourth and rejected fifth.

People said they hated 4th Ed because they thought it was oh so different from the "real" 3.5D&D, ignoring the fact that 4th Ed is basically a fusion of Tome of Battle, Unearthed Arcana and the Magic Item Compendium rules from 3.5, with streamlined monster stats and skill challenges. The basic rule was still the same: roll 1d20, add modifiers, compare to target number. Even the ability to attack at-will with weaker magic had already been implemented in 3.5 with the warlock class and the reserve metamagic feats.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

4e ramblingsShow

Objectively speaking, 4e had too many fiddly bits (forcing everyone to juggle around situational +/- 1 modifiers) and the math either took to long to get fixed (it took them until the 3rd Monster Manual to realize that the average monster is a bit of a damage spnge), or was never fixed properly (the PCs Base Attack Bonus is slightly lower than what they should have, which they "fixed" with a mandatory feat, which thankfully everyone houserules as being free anyways). They also didn't really fix a major issue with Feats (Feat chains are arse, and you have both force multipliers and lame roleplaying shit competing for the same scarce slots).

On the subjective front, DnDtards got triggered hard that Fighters had basically special moves (that's "not realistic" enough ), and that Warlords can heal without magic (whining about how they can "shout arms back on").
Basically, there is a very vocal part of the fandom that has a raging boner for spellcasters and hates any changes that give dirty non-spellcaster peasants cool shit to do.
It's like they don't see anything wrong with a party that includes both Dr. Strange and a shitfarmer with a sword.

I don't think Spoony could ride the current D&D wave even if he wanted. All his stories are ancient since he's too toxic to run a regular gaming group.

Oh not with women, I meant expectations in general. Elliot expected pussy to land in his lap and Spoony expected the same from stardom.

And just like the Supreme Gentleman expected the ladies to approach him first, Spoony expected studios to call him.

[Sieg Zeon]

Exxxactly! Therefore Spoony is Elliot Rodger tier retarded.

[Kugelfisch]

Because lord knows that agents are hard pressed finding people that want to get into acting, so they scour the internet for YT gayming hasbeens with more bad PR attached than your regular Hollywood childfucker.

Better keep that hair long, Noah!

[pibbs]

But... but, muh professional headshots from a decade ago.