Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

Rushy is from no based place like eastern Europe. Don't make him seem cool.

I thought he was a burger this whole time. This changes everything.

It's northern Europe, actually.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Even if someone goes through dark times right now, how does current Spoony do anything to alleviate that?

They see how long he has lived in misery and go "Cool, this guy didn't an hero yet! He's so strong!"

[Guest]

[da PAC Nigguh]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON AS I'M FADING AWAY
IM SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

[Rushy]

Over a year? Don't you mean six years?

[Guest]

Six years is over a year, nigger.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Over a year? Don't you mean six years?

He's counting in Spoony years.

[Complicity]

Over a year? Don't you mean six years?

Everything was fine until Orcril the Abuser of Worlds shattered his heart!
The Year of Lord Spoony the Bard was upon us, and that monster ruined it!
Hero of the Story!
ORANGE MAN BAD AND CUCKSONS' LIVES MATTER!

[Guest]

Over a year? Don't you mean six years?

April left him just over a year ago. That's all he cares about, because having a girlfriend validated his life in some way.

[Rushy]

Over a year? Don't you mean six years?

April left him just over a year ago. That's all he cares about, because having a girlfriend validated his life in some way.

If it was invalidated in his eyes now, he'd be doing shit already.