Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

What’s funny, is that LordFat was right about Noah, he called in nearly 9 years ago

That speech is genuinely one of the greatest things to come out of this whole Internet Nobody thing. LordKat is a fat talentless fuck but man I love that rant so much. It's so overdramatic, autistic and delusional while at the same time being spot on about what a cretin Spoony is.

I WAS TRYING TO BE A LEGITIMATE MEMBER OF THE BUSINESS OF THE GAMING INDUSTRY

Mostly I just like the delusion, that Lordfat wanted so desperately to pin all his failures on that one dipshit nerd with an attitude problem. I get that maybe Spoony and his fuck buddy at the time Incensed Enrique might have cost him an interview with some dude, but Lordfat’s failures are all his own.

I’ll take a moment to compare the careers of Pissed Pedro, the loser formerly known as the Spoonyone, and Lordfat. Ticked-off Telemundo found an audience of petulant children and managed to grow his career and maintain his popularity, even after the cluster fuck that was his live(?) argument with Dorito Pope. Spoonyone had it all and decided to throw it all away because of how much of an egotistical piece of shit he was, but you can at least call him a has been.

But Lordfat? He was always a failure, just some 2nd stringer riding the TGWTG coattails. Even back then he was fat, ugly, disgusting, and had no charisma. He was a shell of an entertainer even during the “heyday” of his IN “career”, and made no money because of how unappealing he was, forcing him to quit the gaming shit and get a real job. I would argue that was the only good move he ever made during his entire IN “career”, the part where he gave up, cause he just couldn’t hack it.

But that Spoony rant, that’s some hella funny shit sometimes I go back to listen to how pathetic it is. It works on so many levels. Good times, good times.

[Complicity]

This goon's plan is extra retarded because spoony doesn't even bother to mention it when his fans send him stuff he asked for. So some faggot sending him dildos definitely won't be acknowledged.

If someone has a sex tape with Red Dragon or Orcril to send him, it won't matter if he publicly acknowledges it or not.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I’ll take a moment to compare the careers of Pissed Pedro, the loser formerly known as the Spoonyone, and Lordfat. Ticked-off Telemundo found an audience of petulant children and managed to grow his career and maintain his popularity, even after the cluster fuck that was his live(?) argument with Dorito Pope. Spoonyone had it all and decided to throw it all away because of how much of an egotistical piece of shit he was, but you can at least call him a has been.

This is probably what makes the rant so funny. The guy who was righ there next to Spoony and also managed to destroy what little he had in terms of game journo cred still managed to thrive more than most of his colleagues combined.
And yet, LordFat effectively claims he was blacklisted from the industry due to a chucklefuck with whom he had one crossover video.

[Some Sick Fuck]

But Lordfat? He was always a failure, just some 2nd stringer riding the TGWTG coattails. Even back then he was fat, ugly, disgusting, and had no charisma. He was a shell of an entertainer even during the “heyday” of his IN “career”, and made no money because of how unappealing he was, forcing him to quit the gaming shit and get a real job. I would argue that was the only good move he ever made during his entire IN “career”, the part where he gave up, cause he just couldn’t hack it.

I'm gonna disagree on this. You probably don't even remember this (because we are talking about events 10 or more years old, I feel like a fucking historian, except I dabble in spergery), but at some point, probably around 2009 to 2010, Lordfat was fairly popular and a lot of the TGWTG guys used to regularly visit his streams. And he used to be fun, unlike hacks like Douche Walker, I'm gonna say that Lordfat wasn't bad at improv comedy and riffing. Or at the very least, it was certainly tolerable.

His problems were mainly two:

1) His impossible to contain anger (this fucker will die of stroke some day, caused by something completely innocent that will fire up his rage yet again), he was getting in fights with everyone due to his inability to find some fucking self-awareness over his rage issues, and eventually alienated everybody from his past except for those few autistic fucks that join him on that podcast of his, that nobody listens to.

2) His laziness. Maybe he would've been successful, I think he sure had the capacity to be more likeable than Pissed Pedro, but he was lazy and it showed. From his massive gut, to his shitty editing of his shitty videos, to his inability to grow even though he would throw so many excuses why things aren't working for him - networking? Yeah, maybe you shouldn't be fucking ranting about actual successful podcasts in the tech industry like a retard, instead of blaming your failures at one ocassion where somebody fucked you over. As much as I like making fun of Jester José, he is nothing but persistent. Like a cancer. Lordkat was like common cold.

Lord Fat fucked himself over at every step he took, but he is too dense to acknowledge it. If anything, him pretending that he's business savvy was one of the most annoying things I remember, certainly looking back. If there is anything I've learned in those 10 years I've been an entrepreneur, is that you don't want to be burning bridges to satisfy your fragile ego.

[da PAC Nigguh]

2) His laziness. Maybe he would've been successful, I think he sure had the capacity to be more likeable than Pissed Pedro, but he was lazy and it showed.

Yep. Until We Win was actually a fairly popular TGWTG show but then LordKat quit because he said editing was too much work.

[Guest]

You chucklefucks need to lay off this idea that Joe Vargas is some sombrero wearing Frito Bandito Mexican going ariba ariba or some shit. Joe is as american as apple pie! He was born and bred in Texas and his parents were born on the AMERICAN territory of Puerto Rico! They didn't immigrate from outside the USA they moved from one state to the other! It's no different if someone moved from Kansas to Kentucky!

All this shit about "pissed pedro" "Hoppin' jose" and shit implies he's fucking spanish. Joe speaks not a single word of Spanish and english is his native tongue since birth. He doesn't know any mexicans, has never been to mexico, doesn't speak Spanish, doesn't celebrate any mexican holidays, etc. what more do you guys want?

[da PAC Nigguh]

You chucklefucks need to lay off this idea that Joe Vargas is some sombrero wearing Frito Bandito Mexican going ariba ariba or some shit. Joe is as american as apple pie! He was born and bred in Texas and his parents were born on the AMERICAN territory of Puerto Rico! They didn't immigrate from outside the USA they moved from one state to the other! It's no different if someone moved from Kansas to Kentucky!

All this shit about "pissed pedro" "Hoppin' jose" and shit implies he's fucking spanish. Joe speaks not a single word of Spanish and english is his native tongue since birth. He doesn't know any mexicans, has never been to mexico, doesn't speak Spanish, doesn't celebrate any mexican holidays, etc. what more do you guys want?

Shut up, Joe. Go back home to Mexico.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You chucklefucks need to lay off this idea that Joe Vargas is some sombrero wearing Frito Bandito Mexican going ariba ariba or some shit. Joe is as american as apple pie! He was born and bred in Texas and his parents were born on the AMERICAN territory of Puerto Rico! They didn't immigrate from outside the USA they moved from one state to the other! It's no different if someone moved from Kansas to Kentucky!

All this shit about "pissed pedro" "Hoppin' jose" and shit implies he's fucking spanish. Joe speaks not a single word of Spanish and english is his native tongue since birth. He doesn't know any mexicans, has never been to mexico, doesn't speak Spanish, doesn't celebrate any mexican holidays, etc. what more do you guys want?

Memes don't have to make sense, my dear guest nakama. They just have to be funny.

(And if you think that's problematic, we once had a Kraut politician of Vietnamese descent who has pretty much always been satirized with a stereotypical Asian accent, despite the fact he only spent like the first 9 months of his life anywhere close to Vietnam and had no accent to speak of.)

[Le Redditeur]

That's what you get for not finishing the Wall and throwing Enraged Enrico over it, back to his home country of Mexico.

[Guest]

Joes doesn't speak Spanish? Wtf, he has a noticeable accent.