Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Where does one begin when describing the man-- no, not the man-- the legend that is Tandem the Spoony? Well I guess you'd start by saying I'm an exceptionally skinny computer geek with a bachelor's degree in computer science from ASU. Right now I'm a graduate student and a full-time movie critic for my website. I've also just begun writing movie reviews for the Knights of the Dinner Table magazine.

And I just say "no" to George Lucas.

On the profile page he describes himself as a grad student. So it looks like he was in the program but flunked out.

[Kugelfisch]

The degree is still in the render queue.

[drisko]

"Don't. Tell me. How to study!"
"Okay then, here's a failing grade."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

In that livejournal he bitches about not finding a job, but I’m guessing he wasn’t trying too hard if at all.

Finding a job = Sitting on his ass waiting for a call by Bill Gates himself.

[Guest]

Where does one begin when describing the man-- no, not the man-- the legend that is Tandem the Spoony?

Spoony is like cult leader level of self-absorption. We should be thankful that he's also insanely insecure and vulnerable so he hides away to protect his ego. If he ever mastered his narcissistic powers he could have a harem and a suicide cult going.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Picture Rachel ins Slave Princess Leia garb.

[Guest]

Picture Rachel ins Slave Princess Leia garb.

She's more likely to be Jabba the Hut, mate

[veris leta facies]

Picture Rachel as bald.

[Guest]

Where does one begin when describing the man-- no, not the man-- the legend that is Tandem the Spoony? Well I guess you'd start by saying I'm an exceptionally skinny computer geek with a bachelor's degree in computer science from ASU. Right now I'm a graduate student and a full-time movie critic for my website. I've also just begun writing movie reviews for the Knights of the Dinner Table magazine.

And I just say "no" to George Lucas.

On the profile page he describes himself as a grad student. So it looks like he was in the program but flunked out.

Even porn whores can get degrees when not taking two in the stink and one in the pink.

[Guest]

"Don't. Tell me. How to study!"
"Okay then, here's a failing grade."

It's alright boss, take your time. One credit at a time, whenever you feel like it. Don't exert yourself.