Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Newhalf]

If she helps me with my fitness goals I can finally achieve my dream of becoming a huge formless blob.
She probably can tell you how to fatten up when you're on a tight budget and still have money to waste on worthless baubles.

[rabidtictac]

He mentiones cough syrup. Purple drank seems like something he'd be on. Low effort availability and all that.

Sounds like something he'd do. Certain parts of America are absolutely swamped with drug addiction, either prescription or traditional. I could see him mixing up some drank, popping his scrips, pouring a glass of rum and then zonking out for the day. Then he wakes up and assumes he's been thinking the deepest of deep thoughts for the last six hours.

He doesn't pay rent anyway and he still gets his pittance from paymetons and jewtube, so he has enough to afford drugs.

[Dingus Bajingus]

>Mid-30s underachiever
>On disability for apparently being in constant physical agony
>Out of shape
>Financially irresponsible
>Plan A: Become a pro wrestler
>Plan B: Help other people with their physical fitness
>Plan C: There is no Plan C
I can scant imagine a person whose reality is so completely opposed to the version of their future that somehow exists in their head. Can't even laugh at this; it's just utterly baffling.

[casual pleb]

1. Would rather tweet than google.
2. Is supposedly as gamer, but doesn't follow any gaming related news. He always starts talking about some game, when most people are already done with it.

[Guest]

1. Would rather tweet than google.
2. Is supposedly as gamer, but doesn't follow any gaming related news. He always starts talking about some game, when most people are already done with it.

We should really document his behavior on days when he has a court hearing, which he had on Thursday. I wonder if he called in? It was at 9am, which is a few hours before his bedtime.

[Guest]

]We should really document his behavior on days when he has a court hearing, which he had on Thursday. I wonder if he called in?

Nigga you know he didn't.

[Guest]

Could he ask this in a more obnoxious way? I'd just tell him to fuck off if he asked me like this.

What the?.. aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

She seriously thinks her "career" is being a "wrestler"? Can I say my career is being an astronaut because I want to be one?
And what the fuck is up with her """backup career""" ? A fitness coach? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH

BITCH HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT YOURSELF IN A MIRROR?

Jesus christ, her self consciousness has reached absolute zero in the metric system.

[Guest]

Fuck Ron Reagan for closing those nuthouses

[Guest]

Bitch, stfu, you spent 200 on a pokemon plushie and 100 on a Mulan necklace. You have forfeited your right to question where other people spend their money. And at the end of the day, it's a fucking watch, if it costs a lot so be it.

[Guest]

Bitch, stfu, you spent 200 on a pokemon plushie and 100 on a Mulan necklace. You have forfeited your right to question where other people spend their money. And at the end of the day, it's a fucking watch, if it costs a lot so be it.

That's why idiots get confused: don't consider it a watch. A watch has a function, it is to tell time, you can get that for cheap. Luxury watches are jewelry. It's function is to look nice, project wealth and store value.

Also: yes, there are overly decorated Rolex watches, but they also have very simple ones (3 arms, date dial, no numbers, no extras). This piece was (originally) modeled for race drivers or pilots, who may need some extra dials and markings.