Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

LOL What?

Too much drinking and too many pills.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Too much drinking and too many pills.

No such thing.

[Moe Bitches]

Too much drinking and too many pills.

No such thing.

Crushing puss, popping pills and liver damage I see.

[Nehezir]

April, not an ugly hosebeast

Wait what? You people went back to lusting over that orc tranny??
I’ve really been gone too long!

I really hate dealing with idiots like you in real life. If someone's not 100% of your myopic opinion then they must be on the extreme of the opposing opinion. April is meh, but far from Spoony's stalking warthog. Stop thinking like a child, or go back to your BLM, and antifa rallies where I hope the police shove your head up your own ass, dumb faggot.

Yeah, April just looks flatly normal outside of the dyed hair thing. I could go to Walmart and see at least 3 women that look similar.

Let's be real here, if he died like Jimi Hendrix he would be heralded as the next Kurt Cobain of Angry Videogame Reviewing. All this shit of years of inactivity would be swept under the rug as an intense battle with inner demons and our names would be demonized as those contributing to his untimely death.

One of you should get friendly with April and try to get her to spill the Juan but not forgotten cuisine of The Spoonyone's Private life in the inebriated afterglow of Iron Bull rollplay sex. I would volunteer myself, as a JRock dollfie but I am already a married man and otherwise incapable of wooing. One of you must seduce April.

Sorry, fam. I'm actually gay.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Think of this like this, to fuck April is to fuck the Spoonyone out of spite. You can cause some serious psychological torment if you are the one fucking her even if you are gay. That should be reason enough for you to get a boner regardless of your sexual persuasion.

Fuck her with the mask of President Trump you can buy at the halloween store and be sure you let Spoony know all the intimate details. That will really piss him off.

[Moe Bitches]

Are you implying that cucking Spoony is the cleanest, best pleasure?

[RedLine]

Sorry, fam. I'm actually gay.

As long as you're a top it's fine.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Let's be real here, if he died like Jimi Hendrix he would be heralded as the next Kurt Cobain of Angry Videogame Reviewing. All this shit of years of inactivity would be swept under the rug as an intense battle with inner demons and our names would be demonized as those contributing to his untimely death.

You say that like it's not already basically happening, what with all the "take your time, Boss" and "your health comes first" shit that's been going on for years. Also, I couldn't help but chuckle a bit at the use of two 27 Club members there, considering that Noah is now 10+ years older than that.

[Guest]

Hi, I'm Noah Antwiler. I'm miserable and sometimes wake up vomitting on myself, and I sometimes fall down stairs and pass out. You might be tempted to say these symptoms are consistent with alcoholism, but you're wrong. Instead, I am a hapless victim of a cruel and unjust world and have been stricken with a host of maladies even though medical doctors cannot name them despite doing doing testing for 13 years.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

That's nothing, as a hardcore alcoholic, I frequently drink my own drunken vomit in an attempt to stay drunk longer just to numb the pain of living. He needs professional help. Period. Or maybe he should take to huffing or smoking for something easier on the stomach.

If this is his life, evidently teenage angst has not paid off so well.