Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

[mad bum]

At least Brad married up for once.

[Poonoo]

Around 27:15, Brad says Laura is an ex-Mormon.

Bwa-ha-ha!!!
OK, suddenly EVERYTHING makes sense now.

We knew something was up, but that explains it. She may not look like a "I'm not like other girls" type with daddy issues that Brad gets with, but internally she is. This will end badly when she gets older because eventually she will get over her edgy rebellion phase against religion, every atheist does eventually. And at that point, Brad shitting on religion won't be a turn on for her. His fucking career at this point is shitting on religious movies and mocking religion, she sees him as the perfect man because of her head space at the moment.

[Cuckson]

[Guest]

Way to be 5+ years late, Brad.

[Le Redditeur]

That's because he didn't knew about this movie until his child bride presented it to him.

[Guest]

Although he was in fact familiar with the film Child Bride.

[Liar Revealed]

Although he was in fact familiar with the film Child Bride.

Did he ever review that one?
I read somewhere that the MST3K guys actually considered riffing that movie.

[Guest]

Although he was in fact familiar with the film Child Bride.

Did he ever review that one?
I read somewhere that the MST3K guys actually considered riffing that movie.

Yes.
He probably reviewed it because it was the film that was "too much for MST3K!" even included a clip of an interview with Mike and Kevin talking about it.

[sigh]

So he is doing shitty animated movies as well now? Brad's rendition of Bootleg Zones, when?

[Rushy]

Phelous' animated reviews are some Grade A shit. It's just him rambling in a more than usual irritating voice about some daft cartoon characters