PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[Kugelfisch]

What really puts the final nail in the coffin is that turbo dumb grin. Terrible.

[pibbs]

Just eating my Oreo Os with my filthy bird.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Again with these kid's cereals, FFS. Pigs, all of them!

[Credo in Deum]

I don't like these birds, they shit all over your place. Might as well get the real deal if you really need to have one.

[Le Redditeur]

Again with these kid's cereals, FFS. Pigs, all of them!

Get on with the times, grandpa, it's just Adult You being more like Child You... but with a twist!

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[Kugelfisch]

Just eating my Oreo Os with my filthy bird.

Oh come on, leave the bird out of it. They are pure and pleasant creatures.
Rather, starting a sentence with a lower capital letter and putting a fucking comma before a question mark? Death is too good for that cunt. She likely legit tried it and was denied the peace death brings.

[rabidtictac]

Birds are fine. I've grown up with birds my entire life. My parents used to breed Senegal parrots. As a little kid, I would feed them from a dropper and they would climb on me. Yes, birds are messy. They are just messier than dogs and cats because they don't use a litter box and they eat nuts/fruit all day.



These birds can be very sweet, but they have a Jekyl and Hyde personality. It's pretty common for them to beg for attention, let you pet them and then spin around to nail you with their beak. People compare their personality to an african grey. They're not like cockatoos that love everyone.

[pibbs]

Just eating my Oreo Os with my filthy bird.

Oh come on, leave the bird out of it. They are pure and pleasant creatures.
Rather, starting a sentence with a lower capital letter and putting a fucking comma before a question mark? Death is too good for that cunt. She likely legit tried it and was denied the peace death brings.

Look, I have a black lab that I would save from a sinking boat before someone else's children, but that bitch knows to stay away from my plate of food.

[Kugelfisch]

We adopted a budgerigar from my aunt when I was a kid. He was a black-white-blue one and already fifteen years old and had a broken wing. He lived to 21 years. They usually live from anywhere of five to ten years. Older cases are known but very rare. He was already super old when we took him.
I like birds for how peaceful and lacking in hate beings they are. They just operate not unlike machines. They do show character but are clearly very simple creatures. There's a placidness I'm very fond of with birds. They've been around for much longer so one should pay some respect to such an efficient life form.

[Kugelfisch]

Look, I have a black lab that I would save from a sinking boat before someone else's children, but that bitch knows to stay away from my plate of food.

You know damn well the cunt put it there to take an attention picture. Who the fuck has their phone within arms reach at lazy breakfast on the couch?