April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:17 am

What did he mean by this?

EDIT: And to answer the obvious question, yes, it is a trans weeb.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Mon Aug 20, 2018 12:28 pm

CIANIgger wrote:
Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:01 pm
I bet she cries nightly into her pillow. Drinking honey wine out of one of those "xxx" jugs.
You forgot Jilling off too

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Aug 20, 2018 5:11 pm

Angelfire Memes wrote:
Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:17 am
What did he mean by this?

EDIT: And to answer the obvious question, yes, it is a trans weeb.
All senses = his feminine penis?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:08 pm

Fantastic as in you need to be a great fantast to delude yourself into thinking she it looks anything other than orcish
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:34 pm

AngrySpoonySnob wrote:
Mon Aug 20, 2018 9:08 pm
Fantastic as in you need to be a great fantast to delude yourself into thinking she looks anything other than orcish
You slipping, nigga.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Mon Aug 20, 2018 11:28 pm

Oh shit, maybe ASS is finally transitioning.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:31 am

Guest posting was a triumph. ASS is woke and using preferred pronouns, get over it shitlords!

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:39 am

casual pleb wrote:
Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:16 pm
Dolls probably represent to her the children she will never have.
No "probably" about it, nigga. Y'know, that brings up the good question of kids, dunnit? She's been with spoony for quite some time. Committed relationship and a permanent place of residence. I wonder if her baby rabies is kicking in yet? She only has so long to get knocked up before she'll be SOL. "She can just adopt" yeah sure, but it's not as easy as all that lol.

I guess she's resigned herself to a life of childless spinsterhood. I mean, fair enough if you're down for it. I never wanted to have kids and still don't. But I feel like that's a pretty rough road to go down for women.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:11 am

rabidtictac wrote:
Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:39 am
casual pleb wrote:
Sun Aug 19, 2018 5:16 pm
Dolls probably represent to her the children she will never have.
No "probably" about it, nigga. Y'know, that brings up the good question of kids, dunnit? She's been with spoony for quite some time. Committed relationship and a permanent place of residence. I wonder if her baby rabies is kicking in yet? She only has so long to get knocked up before she'll be SOL. "She can just adopt" yeah sure, but it's not as easy as all that lol.

I guess she's resigned herself to a life of childless spinsterhood. I mean, fair enough if you're down for it. I never wanted to have kids and still don't. But I feel like that's a pretty rough road to go down for women.
Between Spoony's medications, heart conditions, CPAP machine, coughing, Bi-polarism & daily booze rounds I can't imagine what kind of creature would come out of Orcril if he ever got her pregnant.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Tue Aug 21, 2018 10:28 am

I don't know what adoption procedure is like in the colony of Burgerland but over here Spoony wouldn't qualify. Guy has like every red flag in the book. Emotionally unstable? Drinking problem? Lives in squalor? Proven track record of flipping his shit and expressing violent thoughts?

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