Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Please no.... I only have 2 eyes, and i would like to not gouge them out of my skull.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Where we're going we don't need eyes to see, dear guest.

[Moe Bitches]

Eyes aren't real.

[GitGud]

[Guest]

Spoony's baffling avoidance of making even simple vlog videos will never cease to fascinate me. I had assumed that eventually his situation would get dire enough that he'd make vids.

I'm pretty sure he has at least one substance abuse problem on his hands, as that would explain a lot.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I had assumed that eventually his situation would get dire enough that he'd make vids.

Why? When has Spoony's stimulus response ever been to take action to mitigate worsening the situation? All he does is double down.

Patreon ticking downward? Release videos less often.

Patreon down to nothing? Stop making videos altogether.

Girlfriend gone, house in foreclosure? Declare all is lost and make a point to do absolutely nothing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's not so much that he doubles down on purpose. He just runs under a very simple algorithm:

if (shit hits the fan) then (do nothing, or whatever action is the closest to doing nothing)

[Kugelfisch]

It's so simple even Yandev could write it.

[Guest]

Why? When has Spoony's stimulus response ever been to take action to mitigate worsening the situation? All he does is double down.
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I naively assumed that Spoony had at least some desire to have a house and not be homeless.

[Keith Chegwin]

I had assumed that eventually his situation would get dire enough that he'd make vids.

I really don't think that making videos would help him at this point