Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[BloodKnightDollfie]

The Spoonyone is the elephant man. I wonder if Linkara would try to buy his skeleton like Michael Jackson did.

[mad bum]

Didn't you die?

[Kugelfisch]

He caught the virus while in China so naturally leafland welcomed him back with open arms. What's good for the first lady's wife is good enough for any leaf.

[Le Redditeur]

Speaking of Little Cuck Potato, he isn't infected, right? Proves everyone right about him being a goddamn cuckold, since that means he hasn't been in contact with his wife's fluids for a long time.

[Guest]

Makes sense. He married a whore just like mother.

[Guest]

Didn't you die?

No. His claimed to be in China but it turned out he was really in the Philippines, desperately trying to pray the gay away.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Didn't you die?

I'm already dead. I was never alive. I am fictional.

Are Kigurumis aloud in North Korea without being executed? Would be ground Breaking.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Kim has an entire harem of Kigus.

You make it sound like he'd live longer if he'd gone with the Boogie """""diet""""".

Booger has all that blubber to survive on while everyone else starves to death.

But he thinks with his stomach. Even if he could survive for months, he'll probably have eaten his beloved doggie within a week. The week after that, he'll probably just eat his feet (they'll be amputated in 10 years tops, anyways).

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Maybe Spoony is a prepper and saw the meaninglessness of investing his time and energy into a society that's about to go post apocalyptic from coronavirus, so he's been prepping this entire time with even firearms and ammo for trade. His house is a baracaded fortress when the repo men come for him. He's invested in all kinds of crypto and he even has stock of Magic Mushrooms and LSD. He has sensors surrounding his property. Spoony has shotguns, ammo, stock of frozen meals, ramen soup, mountain dew and doritos.

Spoony is in a good neighboorhood and baracaded himself, he is in a high likelihood to survive. Spoony has knowledge of the future,

[Kugelfisch]

*all that shit*

>spoopy doing something
I'll let believing to be a kawaii animu girl slip but that's just pure delusion you're spouting there.