Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[casual pleb]

You know he fantasizes about writing to Spoony for years every week and then one day he responds and they start chatting and he is in the end the one who saves Spoonster from his depression and he starts making videos again and in the videos he thanks his one and only true savior, they become buds in real life, become rich and live happily ever after.

Or something like that anyways.

THAT is what makes this pretty hilarious.

[Guest]

You know he fantasizes about writing to Spoony for years every week and then one day he responds and they start chatting and he is in the end the one who saves Spoonster from his depression and he starts making videos again and in the videos he thanks his one and only true savior, they become buds in real life, become rich and live happily ever after.

Or something like that anyways.

THAT is what makes this pretty hilarious.

Nerd Savior Complex

You know they already have a Scrubs-like musical interlude running through their minds to the tune of "How To Save A Life" too

[AdorableOtter]

Liquid sucks. realSploonpy acts like a better version of Liquid these days and cucksons publicly drool over Boss without even hiding their thirst, Liquid's shtick is pretty much obsolete and pointless unless he adjusts it one way or another. Also, Liquid could be faking those PMs to gain attention, he never shows usernames that's a red flag. Never forget how he bent the knee to the true queen of trucks, he could be still serving her.

[Guest]

I was watching a stream and Spoony came up, one viewer summarized him in the best way possible.

“Spoony was only ever good at cameos in other people’s crap.”

Pure gold.

[Guest]

Spoony's done. his narcissism means that:

1. He is never going to admit he was ever wrong, ergo he won't change his ways.

2. He is too sensitive to face any kind of a backlash (where is the spoony movie?)

3. Twitter feeds his need for attention and is way easier than making videos. That's why he'll rant for hours about a game on twitter but won't put that into a simple 10 minute vlog. It's also instantaneous while videos are work. Twitter fill shis "get my opinion out" feeling and he is satisfied.

[rabidtictac]

Twitter addiction is real and Spoony may very well be the OG case. It's hard to imagine anything that has fucked his life up more than Twitter and his own ego. Those two make for a killer khambo.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Dude is stagnant af. Not even having a waifu and then losing her has changed anything about the way he cries out the pain of his entire existence out into the void. The only major thing that will ever change in the next few years is him becoming homeless, but even that might not be enough to change his twatter output.

"Spoony was only ever good at cameos in other people’s crap.”

His Doctor Insano was truly a shining beacon of hope in the darkness that was Atop the Fourth Wall.

[veris leta facies]

I was watching a stream and Spoony came up, one viewer summarized him in the best way possible.

“Spoony was only ever good at cameos in other people’s crap.”

Pure gold.

Was he? Every single time he was "acting" it was pure shit.



Even for "this is supposed to be so bad it's good, ha ha" level shit that is just cringe. He always sucked as an actor, his only skill ever was being an internet funnyman riffing off bad movies/games.

[Angelfire Memes]

Yeah, well, where's YOUR Mashable award from 2011, ya fuckin nerds.

[Guest]

Spoony's done. his narcissism means that:

1. He is never going to admit he was ever wrong, ergo he won't change his ways.

Hence why he lost April who stayed with him far long than expected but it was partly the fanatic fallacy she had that she hooked a 'big time reviewer name' (in her mind, at least).

If he admitted he was a turd, she might have stayed around.