Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Because Yasuke blessed them with his presence too late.

[Old Black Man]

Speaking of, YAS-uke can sleep with Nobunaga's sister.

His other options are a regular gay dude, and a gay dude with they/them pronouns.
And no buck breaking scene, so not even Tariq will buy this shit.

Also, the voice """acting""" is some of the worst in the entire Asscreed franchise. Even an AI can do better.

After this, i don't want to hear shit about the dubbing in Forbidden Siren.

How is it ancestral memory if Yasuke only ever lost his butt virginity? And hey, I appreciate Forbidden Siren’s voice acting.

They need this unlockable armor.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Think bigger.

[Complicity]

Half the players of Failguard.
Bye Ubishite, it wasn't nice knowing ya.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm sure they will double-down with one last Hail Mary.

[wulfenlord]

They still need to make Rayman trans.

[Old Black Man]

Rayma’am

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Prepare for Tencent cock-up-the-ass, Guillemot (or a near-equivalent).

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Prepare for AssCreed to go full Genshin Impact.

[rabidtictac]

So what's the play here? They get bought by Tencent? Or just go under? Acquired by EA, maybe?

The game looks fucking terrible, and I don't just mean the Yakugay culture stuff. Gameplay loop seems awful.