Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Tony Schiavone]

If I had a Twitter, I'd just respond back to his pity tweets with wrestling references and questions about his dog. Knowing that he'd be back to talking about NXT within a few hours. Which he always does.

[Kugelfisch]

And he’s right back to talking about wrestling. I think what people get wrong is thinking that these “woe is me” tweets are Spoony trying to express his emotions. He has no emotions; the tweets are just part of the pattern.

He's like those chat bots that don't pass the Touring test. For a short while it may seem like they are kind of having a conversation with you but quickly go back to nonsense.

[Guest]

>Calls me a contrary nigger
>Wants to change the title everybody thought was funny and liked just fine

Because it could be so much more... like your beloved Furious Period.

[Guest]

and questions about his dog.

Thank you reminding. I fucking hope April took Oreo with her. At least she is somewhat capable take care of him and have a sense of responsibility.

[Kugelfisch]

Again, Oreo is a female dog.

[Guest]

A recent stream showed Oreo laying on the chair behind him, so I doubt April took her.

Then again, I think April leaving might still be very recently ago, so perhaps his last stream was before she took her shit and left.

[Osterzone]

I think Spoony would have made a big stink about April taking the dog. He might be the laziest IN ever, but that's his dog.

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's his dog and god dammit, it will die in his house! He won't let any orc taking the dog with her and actually taking care of her. What is this crazy idea about actually walking the dog outside and cutting tree branches?!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's like those chat bots that don't pass the Touring test. For a short while it may seem like they are kind of having a conversation with you but quickly go back to nonsense.

Except chat bots actually try to have a fake conversation with out. The Spoonster just hurls condescending insults from his lofty throne.

[Tony Schiavone]

His Twitter is like a torture device for the sado-masochistic.