Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Guest]

He's 31. What the fuck happened to him? He looks like a 65 year old man.

I see he gave up on trying to be a real critic and is basically doing Bad Movie Beatdown again. I'm totally going to rent that movie next week just to spite him.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's probably a keikau of his, so he can make another sad tweet about how he tried to follow someone's advice or something.

[Complicity]

He's 31. What the fuck happened to him? He looks like a 65 year old man.

Only 65? My 87 years old grandma has less wrinkles on her face than this fucker.
How appropriate to review a Jurassic Park movie, when fossils look younger than you.

[wulfenlord]

If you fusion this skin effect with the texture of a hairy ballsack, you get Maffew

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm pretty sure that's a mockbuster, considering it doesn't have a wikipedia entry, doesn't use any variation on the Jurassic Park logo, and the dino on the cover looks at least an order of magnitude better than anything you see in the trailer.

[Oengae]

He looks like Gollum and the Elf on the Shelf fucked and had a kid that grew up to be a 34 year old coomer

[MegaNigger]

Doge beat everyone at their own game;

-shaved head unlike Film Balding
-friends unlike Lupa
-Straight and with a white woman unlike Linky

[Oengae]

Having that much lack of talent condensed in one community made the site literal cancer. There's no other explanation for why all the former contributors hit the wall in their mid-20s and look like they're all balding, deteriorating corpses at 30.

[Some Sick Fuck]

It's the simple fact that none of them ever grew up. They are the same people that they were over 15 years ago, except having the mentality of a child obviously can't be good for your health, which is why we're seeing all of them falling apart.

Never had a job in their life, they have no families (I don't count taming a gorilla as starting a family), their existing families usually hate them, no purpose other than leeching off creativity of other people (if they didn't have something to "criticize", they would be stuck producing highly acclaimed stuff like Lightbringer and such), addiction to social media, victim complex, no wonder they are miserable. And there is no way out for these weaklings.

[ban]

He's 31.

Life comes at you fast. Look at Loopy who's supposedly ((((((30))))))