Guru Larry Fat Cunt

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What the hell's a liter?
Is that like a soda?

Explain Fahrenheit.

[Guest]

An ice cube is 0 Fahrenheit
A dog is 100 Fahrenheit
A small painted wooden rocking horse is 50 degrees Fahrenheit

[Liar Revealed]

The metric system is the worse thing Europe has ever done to the world.

>being an Imperial pleb
>not using the Système international d'unités

That's exactly why we won't use it. We hate having Euro shit forced on us, especially French shit (merde).
It's a similar reason we resist soccer so much. We don't like Euros (and wetbacks) trying to force their football on us in place of the domestic variety. (Even though ours is crazy dangerous and dumb.)

[Keith Chegwin]

>We hate having Euro shit forced on us
>Uses measurement system from when America was still owned by Britain
>We resist soccer so much
>Plays Americanised version of British rugby instead

[Guest]

Regardless of measurement system, whatever Larry's weight is measured in will have a very large number attached to it.

[Guest]

Regardless of measurement system, whatever Larry's weight is measured in will have a very large number attached to it.

He might struggle to hit triple digits on tons though

[AdorableOtter]

Let's purge the metric system. 9mm caliber should be renamed 0.35433070866inch caliber for starters
.

[Guest]

That's a big decimal.

[Old Black Man]

What the hell's a liter?
Is that like a soda?

Explain Fahrenheit.

Gimmie a liter of cola.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Easy peasy. I just need a 10cm³ container.

An ice cube is 0 Fahrenheit
A dog is 100 Fahrenheit
A small painted wooden rocking horse is 50 degrees Fahrenheit

If that ice cube was like 1/3 salt or something. Also triple digits for living beings is a bit of an overkill.