Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

You guys are making me said. I'm imaging ten years from now when Spoony's on Find A Grave with some pathetic little plaque in an overgrown Jewish cemetery somewhere in Baltimore.

The angels cry are crying in heaven for you, white nigga.

Bold of you to assume he'll be able to afford a plot in a Jewish cemetery. rApril will probably dump him in the backyard and then start a gofundme defense fund when the cops come calling because she was too dumb to realize that's illegal.

[Liar Revealed]

JewWario was cremated. I remember seeing pictures of some memorial... it looked like his ashes were put in something that looked like a high school trophy case.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess he could stil make background shelf cameos.

[Kugelfisch]

JewWario was cremated. I remember seeing pictures of some memorial... it looked like his ashes were put in something that looked like a high school trophy case.

Hey, you're the local kike so you ought to know. Isn't cremation a big no no for Jews? That's usually reserved for babies as a sacrifice to Moloch, no?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I seem to recally that he's not actually a Jew. Strange that nobody ever called him on that appropriation.

[Kugelfisch]

I seem to recally that he's not actually a Jew. Strange that nobody ever called him on that appropriation.

I know he isn't, not even by third Reich standards, but he converted to be able to marry a Jewess so wouldn't at least Jew funeral rules apply?

[Liar Revealed]

Hey, you're the local kike so you ought to know. Isn't cremation a big no no for Jews? That's usually reserved for babies as a sacrifice to Moloch, no?

Yes, I was told by my great aunt that cremation was wrong, and the burials should be simple.... like wooden caskets.

[Guest]

I don't know why cremation would be bad in Judaism, it's cheaper.

[Kugelfisch]

I don't know why cremation would be bad in Judaism, it's cheaper.

Yes. The undertaker is also a Jew, remember?

[Liar Revealed]

I don't know. There are some Christians that also believe cremation is wrong. They think that when The Rapture happens, your corpse rises from the grave and if there is no body, you don't come back. I guess they're under Dragon Ball resurrection rules.