Pat the NES Cunt

[Complicity]

Seriously, gaming podcasts for some reason are all complete cancer

Hey, Total Bitchfit was THE example of a "quality" podcast back in the day. I don't think anything else needs to be said.

The Biggest Faggots in the Universe is considered the greatest podcast of all time, and it was about two soy filled cunts being passive-aggressive to each other.

[Kugelfisch]

Pat very obviously comes from money. If that faggot ever worked a job it was just because his parents wanted him to do something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I take it that the golden Nintendo World Championship cartridge was a birthday present.

[Guest]

He doesn't sell the cart because whatever it's worth is pocket change to him. He lives in a million-dollar condo in California.

[Kugelfisch]

He doesn't sell the cart because whatever it's worth is pocket change to him. He lives in a million-dollar condo in California.

No, he used to. He upgraded to an even more expensive house a while ago.

[mad bum]

An actual million dollar average home that you could get for a 1/4th of the price anywhere else.

[Kugelfisch]

But then you don't get 10/10 points in the faggotry score in Tampa, do you?

[Lurker]

So the Amico was playable for the first time in an open area in the video game museum in Frisco, Texas. Several pro-amico youtubers were invited, but anyone in the museum could try the machine.

Not surprisingly, Pat & Ian's take on the event was... interesting. They've been accusing the console of having lag for some weeks now based on some slow motion videos, but people who have played it say it has zero lag.

Among the things they said:

- Pat said the console has a 20% chance of coming out on 10/10.

- They start with an ad hominem regarding the masks, when they know they are optional in Texas.

- They only talked about Rigid Force Redux Enhanced and Dynablaster, the two games that are not totally exclusive, refusing to make any comment about Skiing, Shark! Shark! or Astrosmash.

- They literally insult every single youtuber who likes the Amico, "we're not mentioning them because they are a******s".

- They insist there is extreme and visible lag "because the console and the controller are two Android systems communicating with each other" and "only companies with the know-how, like Nintendo, can remove this lag".

- Pat asks where is the multiplayer exclusive aspect of Rigid Force Redux Enhanced (it looks like he wasn't paying attention when this was shown in one of the videos)

- Pat keeps repeating the conspiracy about Intellivision Entertainment running out of money from investors and needing to do this event to desperately attract more investors in Republic, implying he, unlike the Amico fans, "knows how bad the situation is".

- Pat feels bad for the people who will buy the console and the investors because apparently he knows that the console will be unplayable due to the supposed lag that only they perceive without trying the machine.

At this point, Pat's anger towards the console is starting to become ridiculous and almost entertainment. One of the first things they said about the Amico 2+ years ago was "why do this when Nintendo has already that market covered", so I guess that explains it.

Nintendo fanboys are one of the most autistic groups in the history of mankind.

[Guest]

- They insist there is extreme and visible lag "because the console and the controller are two Android systems communicating with each other" and "only companies with the know-how, like Nintendo, can remove this lag".

It's cute how he's trying to explain shit he knows nothing about.

[Dehbashi]

- They insist there is extreme and visible lag "because the console and the controller are two Android systems communicating with each other" and "only companies with the know-how, like Nintendo, can remove this lag".

It's cute how he's trying to explain shit he knows nothing about.

And how fucking wrong he is. Ask the Cunt how the lag is in Punch Out on both the NES classic and Switch. There is a reason why most people play the game on the NES and it's not only due to nostalgia reasons.