Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[rabidtictac]

Considering Japan just got more xenophobic this past election, I'm sure that's the point.

If being xenophobic means keeping marzgunt out of your country, I'm all for it.

[wulfenlord]

I thought NZ doesn't let you in if you don't have a real job.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

JFC nothing about her job requries her to be physically present.

Considering Japan just got more xenophobic this past election, I'm sure that's the point.

If being xenophobic means keeping marzgunt out of your country, I'm all for it.

I think it's diverse people like Johnny Somali who are at fault here.

Bar for entry is just too high. Considering Japan just got more xenophobic this past election, I'm sure that's the point.

After doing some research, it seems they've initially set the bar a bit too low and attracted a bunch of baka gaijin grifters and undesirables.
Not that they would ever let her in with the way she constantly calls them racist every time she brings up their country.

I'd say give it a year or two, and she will claim that the only reason she didn't go was because of the xenophobia.

I'm not totally opposed to moving to Canada, but I would need to be convinced that I would not catch pneumonia every winter, because even in southern California I get deathly ill for two to three months at a time during the cold and the rain. Help me solve that, and you might have a deal.

Making fun of their weather. That ought to make them like you.

I'd have just about jumped right on Canada's self employment visa, but apparently it's been so damn popular that it's closed until January 2027. Past that, I honestly don't know what I'd do. Can't stay without a job.

You will never have high enough a priority to get that visa.
And how about finding a job in your own country?

How many gigs would she even get in other English-speaking countries that she couldn't get in the USA? Do they all do their own CC work or something?

As far as climate is concerned, New Zealand would be the winner for me. As far as where I know the most people already, that'd be Canada. I only know maybe one to two people in each of the other largely English-speaking countries.

There are more CA Cucknadian dwellers outside of Lupa and Phealous?

Canada, you've got shows that need closed captions, too, right? I'll totally commit to remembering to spell various words with the letter u in them and everything. I just need that work visa. You provide the visa, I provide you with captions that include words with an extra letter u in them.

You're one of the last people who should make fun of how other people talk.

[RedLine]

I thought NZ doesn't let you in if you don't have a real job.

Dipshits think every place is like the USA where if you show up for 90 days you can just stay forever.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Japan just got more xenophobic

Based, but they need to ban Visa/Mastercard control ASAP.

[rabidtictac]

After doing some research, it seems they've initially set the bar a bit too low and attracted a bunch of baka gaijin grifters and undesirables.

So... Marzgunt?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Apparently it was mostly Chinamen using their visas to buy apartments and then rent them out, which is likely beyond Marzgunt's capabilities.

[wulfenlord]

@marzgurl.com‬

Damn, maybe get targeted by a large-scale harassment campaign sometime where if you use literally any word about death or even fucking GENDER will get bad faith actors trying to knock you off the internet & see how you feel about using certain words after that, regardless of how you feel about them.
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I swear to Christ, if I dare choose to pick my words on the internet cautiously, it's like I shouldn't talk about anything at all, huh? I'm sure THAT would make quite a lot of people happy.
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THIS is the topic y'all wanna jump down my throat over? I talk about a K-Pop group in which the entire team was abused, and your takeaway isn't, "Wow, I learned about this horrible thing that happened," but rather, "Kaylyn is the bad guy for saying 'unalived'"? Are you fucking joking right now?

Y'all say whatever words you wanna say, that's cool, I don't give a fuck. Hell, I'd probably ALSO use more "normal" words if I now wasn't so hyper-cautious after walking in a landmine of online harassment campaigns. But won't catch ME policing which vocabulary you do or don't use. Fuck, man.

[pibbs]

>doesn't bother me
>Proceeds to rant for a thousand words

[Rapeculture]

Now that was a very cool story, bro.