Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Guest]

Aren't they still beating the Maul horse in those endless spin-off cartoons?

You shut your mouth, the Clone Wars episodes with him in them were awesome.

Rebels...not so much.

[BenComicGraphics]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

This. He's a 0-dimensional character. He has about 1 line of dialog in The Phantom Menace, zero character development, and no discernable motivations other than "be the bad guy", but people call him the most badass villain in Star Wars because he had a double light saber.

[BenComicGraphics]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

This. He's a 0-dimensional character. He has about 1 line of dialog in The Phantom Menace, zero character development, and no discernable motivations other than "be the bad guy", but people call him the most badass villain in Star Wars because he had a double light saber.

the worst weapon in Star Wars, BTW. It halves your reach compared to a normal lightsaber, gives you lots of blindspots in your defense, and you're more likely to bisect yourself than hit your opponent.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

This. He's a 0-dimensional character. He has about 1 line of dialog in The Phantom Menace, zero character development, and no discernable motivations other than "be the bad guy", but people call him the most badass villain in Star Wars because he had a double light saber.

the worst weapon in Star Wars, BTW. It halves your reach compared to a normal lightsaber, gives you lots of blindspots in your defense, and you're more likely to bisect yourself than hit your opponent.

Yeah but none of that will happen because all your moves are carefully choreographed by the same guy who did music videos for Britney Spears.

[BenComicGraphics]

what was funny was how many people were pissed off about Kylo Ren's crossguard saber, but these were the same fuckwads that loved Darth Maul's suicide saber.

[Charlar]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

I'll take him over the prequel stuff

[Guest]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

I'll take him over the prequel stuff

revenge of the sith wasnt that bad , its kind of fun

[Charlar]

Maul sucks ass. He's literally a guy painted up in devil paint and given a weapon that sucks and is told to the audience is awesome, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

I'll take him over the prequel stuff

revenge of the sith wasnt that bad , its kind of fun

I meant over the sequel stuff, he might have no personality but at least he was quiet unlike the sjw parade

[Charlar]

The Double bladed lighsaber and crossguard lightsaber aren't the absolute worse, awful but you can do worse
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightwhip
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_pike
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Guard_shoto
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightclub
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lord_Nyax Freaking implanted lightsabers
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Protosaber
These are easily even worse