Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[pibbs]

It's like she had to read a book to learn how to smile for pictures



She tries SO hard to be be a sexy internet girl. She desperately wants those thirsty bucks.

[Guest]

It seems she has SOME popular pictures.

[CuckTurdginson]

This thread is grosser than A Serbian Film

[jpakke]

It's like she had to read a book to learn how to smile for pictures



She tries SO hard to be be a sexy internet girl. She desperately wants those thirsty bucks.

I wonder how much cheap wine she drinks, she has aged worse than milk.

[Rapeculture]

Thank the fuck Christ this thing will never have children.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That last one has the bukkake shopped out.
Also: Why is her hair as fuzzy as her tasteless sweaters?

RELEVANT: Speaking of anal fisting, why was I shown drawings of the digestive system in middle school biology class that after roughly four inches up, the intestines turn into some kind of bendy bowel spaghetti-cannoli yet I see porn chicks shoving over a foot of arm up in there? Do their arms have no bones and can thus snake through all the bends and curves? Do they punch straight through the guts and immediately send the post-fisted to the ER for ruptured innards? Don't even get me started on the videos showing women getting in there up to their shoulder AND VISIBLY BUMPING THE STOMACH FROM THE INSIDE like a spastic fist baby. I can only assume that I was right as a kid when I thought the digestive system was just a straight pipe from throat to pooter. Thoughts?

The intestines aren't fixed in that configuration. Enough anal ravaging can cause some dislodging to straighten it out some more.
Or do you think these fellows can get an entire arm up there on their first time? They gotta grind for that perk.

[Sieg Zeon]

Thank the fuck Christ this thing will never have children.

Jesus died to ensure that’d never happen.

[RAPEMAN]

Thank the fuck Christ this thing will never have children.

Lilith had millions of children.

[Guest]

Or do you think these fellows can get an entire arm up there on their first time? They gotta grind for that perk.

Anal Fisting is a more immersive RPG than Cyberpunk.

[pibbs]

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