Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[MegaNigger]

Cut me some slack, I've been sick with food poisoning. Shit posting got me through dark times man......while I was on the toilet with a puke bucket in my hands....

[Rapeculture]

Cut me some slack, I've been sick with food poisoning. Shit posting got me through dark times man......while I was on the toilet with a puke bucket in my hands....

Plus you work for the CIA, that shit can't be easy. Take as much time as you need Boss. :3

[Guest]

I wanna pour gravy on Marzgurl's stomach and lap up the gravy as it drips through her canoe.

[Liar Revealed]

It's like some cringy depcition of Germany where everything looks like Bavaria in the 19th century.

We have a whole tourist trap town like that here.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leavenworth%2C_Washington

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nice. If I should ever end up in Murrica for some reason, I'll make sure to file a complaint about cultural appropriation.

[Guest]

Time to play the world's smallest violin.

Kevin Hart 3?

Update: She finally got her wish, woo hoo. She probably thinks this is the most exciting thing she does this weekend.

[mad bum]

I bet she's pulled out the "Don't you know who I AM?! Internet nobody marzgurl who's only worthwhile achievement was helping channel awesome sweat a little and get rid of all the extra weight they didn't need!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh boy, she's getting to experience KH3 footage slightly before everyone else. This is almost up there with a Notch interview in terms of career boosts.

I'm like at the edge of my seat to find out if the game is any different from the 24 previous entries.

[Le Redditeur]

It's another title in the same development hell that Final Fantasy 15 was. As Bubsy the Cat says, what could possibly go wrong?

[Whybother]

Oh boy, she's getting to experience KH3 footage slightly before everyone else. This is almost up there with a Notch interview in terms of career boosts.

I'm like at the edge of my seat to find out if the game is any different from the 24 previous entries.

It's like people who get all excited for the latest Friday The 13th movie. Once they've made fucking 12,000 of them I think you can stop pretending to give a shit. With video games these days it's even worse. 99% of the ongoing series are all the same damn game, just packaged with new multiplayer maps and randomized bullshit crates.