God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Duwango]

BLUE WAVE HERE WE COME!

[Keith Chegwin]

You're overestimating their self control. The suicide drones are, even to Islamists, gutter trash. Only the most pathetic losers ever do that shit and those aren't really good at making something like that happen.

It doesn't have to be a suicide bombing. Just any form of sabotage or espionage.

They're letting illegal Mexicans fight for them for fuck's sake. You hear news reports about the army undergoing sensitivity training, being told to mind their white male privilege and other nonsense. They probably have 'Religion of Peace' drilled into them as well. It's only a matter of time before they combine the two and then any Arab with half a brain will be in a position to really fuck the US Armed Forces.

[Credo in Deum]

They actually let some of these people fight in the US Army, which is distressing to me. If it's this easy for an illegal spic to get in, how easy would it be for some Arab terrorist sleeper to get in and place himself in position where he could blow up a platoon, or worse?

For a tactical sense of that grandeur they actually need a brain and not just randomly kill people in their gods name with whatever they have at hands reach

[rabidtictac]

It's funny how much public opinion is against these shitlib idiots who call for violence whenever their speeches get uploaded to the internet and shared in an open, unmoderated forum. I hope they keep it up so Trump gets another 4 years.

[Keith Chegwin]

At this point I don't see how Trump couldn't get another four years, unless they rig it.

[Auli]

I guess it's a compliment with you being the punchline. I always think of that lemon to be the pariah. Takes all the mould so the other lemons remain fine. Doesn't help that I'm always thinking of this magic card when I hear that word:

Basically, god is white and cast an enchantment on you. Better hope Trump is green and not black. Both know how to deal with such a creature enchantment but while green destroys it, black just terrors the creature.

I've had a fun thought for an inb4 but I'll wait and see if somebody gets the same idea.

I read wrong and thought you said piranha :p Then I googled it and it's not much better:

pariah
NOUN
1 An outcast.

‘they were treated as social pariahs’
More example sentencesSynonyms

2 historical A member of an indigenous people of southern India originally functioning as ceremonial drummers but later having a low caste.

The lemon story was neat, though.

At this point I don't see how Trump couldn't get another four years, unless they rig it.

They already did that. It would just help.

[mad bum]

Gay magic shit

Man I remember that card being super broken on certain creatures, I think this guy

[Osterzone]

Anthony Kennedy is retiring, and with Ginsburg on death's door, that means Don Juan will have appointed 1/3 of the supreme court.

[Keith Chegwin]

Ginsburg better die before fucking midterms

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You wonder if Harley Davidson will open the capitalistic floodgates?