What's your ideal Apocalypse?

[Kugelfisch]

But you better not fucking tell me about your dead wife, Kugel.

Don't worry. Brain dead zombie waifus are my fetish.

[GestapoAssiman]

Just read revelations and you know the script

Just did. It said huge amounts of Brazilian trannies fuck AngrySpoonySnob in the ass and give him super aids that spread accross the fucking universe like John Lennon tracks on a satellite

[Auli]

Angels decending because we've been a bad, BAD species.

The hook is that to defeat us, they have to death us by snu-snu.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

(Also the angels are futas.)

[Kugelfisch]

Suddenly, the angels with "trumpets" make a lot more sense.
topkek @ believing some edgy manifesto written down by the Elliot Rodgers of his time.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And Lucifer saw that God gave the humans the choice between a cunt and a dick, and then he was very pissed off about their unique beauty, akin to a snowflake.

[ymmy]

Zombie apocalypse would be amazing

[Guest]

I want the world to freeze over. All the surviving shitskins would ragequit and the white woman would be forced to cover up in public again.

[Auli]

I'd like the Trump Derangement Syndrom to escalate massively into some kind of Walking Dead state.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I've always thought that had been missing from zombie hordes: Them muttering "Trump" nonstop.