JewWario: You Can Rape This!

[Guru Larry]

I used to do circumcisions for a living, I never got paid for it though, just kept the tips!

[Le Redditeur]

Well, of course not. First someone claims that Judaism is a version of Christianity and then right after someone says Christians don't believe in the Holy Trinity. Typical day on DHI. What next? Islam is a religion of peace and Mohammed wasn't a pedophile?

It's the other way around, actually. Christianity is just Judaism II: The Cuckening.

("Cuckening" because Jesus cucked the Jews about seceeding from the Roman Empire with his "Render unto Caesar" spiel).

[mad bum]

I used to do circumcisions for a living, I never got paid for it though, just kept the tips!

Tell the same joke on twitter and you'll get a ton of fans sucking your circumcised dick saying how funny that was.

[rabidtictac]

He tells it here because he hates having his dick sucked all the time, guest socking to defend himself notwithstanding.

[RAPEMAN]

I used to do circumcisions for a living, I never got paid for it though, just kept the tips!

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Jesus identified as his own father. He was transparental. Stunning and brave.

Should've gone with the pun "transparent".

That would've been the obvious thing to do. But SJWs love nothing more than coming up with their own lingo.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Aren't loads of burgers circumcised anyway because they think washing your dick is too difficult or something?

Yes.
We get cut when we are babies because big pharma perpetuates the lie that it is healthier and cleaner. They also do social engineering by paying media to claim that cut is attractive and normal and uncut is ugly, bland, and weird (see the seinfeld episode). </ASS>

[AngrySpoonySnob]

they actually use them to keep celebrities looking young but stay ignorant

http://www.businessinsider.com/penis-fa ... &r=US&IR=T

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I didnt say what big pharma did with them!

[da PAC Nigguh]

That explains how all those reptilians can disguise themselves as humans so well.