April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[mad bum]

That webm is the only thing beautiful here. Holy shit.

[Kugelfisch]

That webm is the only thing beautiful here. Holy shit.

I've been sitting on that one for a while. I couldn't have asked for a better opportunity.

[pibbs]

I don't like where this is going.

[Guest]

I don't like where this is going.

Stop the ride Dr. Freud. I want to get off (and so does April).

[Le Redditeur]

Whoever was betting on daddy issues, please pass and collect.

[rabidtictac]

I don't like where this is going.

Let me guess: she's going to make the npc follower an orc that looks like Iron Bull and then marry it.

[mad bum]

Oed·i·pus com·plex
ˈedəpəs ˌkämpleks/Submit
nounPSYCHOANALYSIS
(in Freudian theory) the complex of emotions aroused in a young child, typically around the age of four, by an unconscious sexual desire for the parent of the opposite sex and a wish to exclude the parent of the same sex.

[Guest]

Where's your mom, April? Tell us.

[mad bum]

6 feet under

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Pagan witch Orcril ritually sacrificed her mom so she could have her dad all to herself.
So spoony is getting cucked by his father in law now? LAWLLLL