Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Pepsi Man]

I like how what larry said basically shits all over all of these tgwtg cunts anyway. He says it as if he's agreeing with her, but what he actually said is that none of their shit is under fair use and they're all stealing anyway.

It's the entire reason that #WTFU movement they tried to push got nowhere. It's also why Doge, "re-enacts," movies now.

[GestapoAssiman]

I like how during #WTFU Doge asked his audience to post a comment about all the films they went out and see because of his reviews. I bet you the number was real low because Doge never brought it back up again. After all, why would anyone go out and watch those films that Doge just called pieces of shit for about 20 minutes (except The Room and other entertaining shit where the reviews were funny simply because of the source content).

The whole #WTFU became a thing only when Doge's shit was taken down. Before that he didn't give a flying fuck.

Also, Poonoo, we need to make a review of famikamen rider. Let's make it a typical tgwtg crossover garbage where we go through the film scene by scene just to piss off Marzturd.

[Guest]

Marz just applied for Twitch partnership today. More fuel for you to be jealous and bitchy about!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Marz just applied for Twitch partnership today. More fuel for you to be jealous and bitchy about!

I'm so jelly that you only need peanut butter to make a sandwich out of me.

>Mei being fat
I remember before the release of the game the artist of the character verified that Mei is not fat but just wearing a very thick coat. Tumblr threw a massive hissy fit over that.

If she were fat the game, Blizzard and the community wouldn't shut up about it because of muh stunning and brave.

"Thank you Kaylyn for destroying my livelihood that I spent a decade building up! I'm so lucky to have a friend like you!" - how it went in MarzGurl's head.

I'll laugh my ass off if she were to make a "Why won't Doge talk to me? I'd be all for a CA reunion!" tweet a few years from now.

Dunno why she didn't just do normiewatch videos instead, it would give her at least double views over the diet food shit

Streaming is something she has to actively do. The food was something she was going to eat, anyways.

[GestapoAssiman]

I'm sure it feels great when your only rise to fame is your old friend being a molester.

I remember Marz once talking about JewWario sleeping in the same bed with her and he was wearing nothing but underpants. Who knows what really went on when she was sleeping lol

[ChangeTheChunnel]

I'm sure it feels great when your only rise to fame is your old friend being a molester.

I remember Marz once talking about JewWario sleeping in the same bed with her and he was wearing nothing but underpants. Who knows what really went on when she was sleeping lol

The fuck?! She trusted him that much? Gross.

[GestapoAssiman]

Good thing she was already chubby at that point.

In her prime, Jewwario couldn't have resisted

[GestapoAssiman]

Found the thing Marzgurl wrote about JewWario in 2014:

Jan 25, 2014
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It was 2010, and I had literally just gotten off a plane from Japan after having already traveled for two weeks, and already I was boarding another plane to Reno, Nevada to participate in the two-year anniversary movie for ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com, “Kickassia”. When I arrived I was tired, hungry, and gross, with hardly any clean clothes. Everything I carried was two weeks worth of clothes I’d already worn, and I had no idea how the next week was going to pan out.

I found myself surrounded by people I’d met in the previous year’s anniversary video, and found new faces. One of those faces was that of JewWario. The notable thing about him was that you could never really tell how old he was. And when he revealed his age (at that time he was in his late 30s), everyone was blown away. His face, his character, and his demeanor suggested that he was a man at least ten years younger. But age clearly meant nothing when it came to us all being together. We all bonded so well.

When you’re all producers for the same site, you of course already share a bond. But I think Justin and I quickly bonded because of more closely-related interests. When he learned that I had literally just gotten off the plane back from Japan that very same day, we were immediately able to discuss both of our experiences in spending time there. We bonded over great food and interesting cultural experiences, and from that point on, every time we met it was like we’d never separated. That first meeting, he was just such a joy, and he re-energized me after I thought I was too tired to go on. He was also one of the first people to ever really strongly comfort me or give me advice when it came to me dealing with my mom as I was slowly losing her to breast cancer. I’m not sure any other producer has ever hugged me so deeply to this day.

Filming for To Boldly Flee was fond, also. I can remember walking around with Justin and Hope (JesuOtaku) trying to find food and further bonding over similar interests and experiences.

And I can remember us talking about making our costumes on Suburban Knights. I told him that I was thrilled that he was Jareth from The Labyrinth and that I was supposed to be fawning over him because I could recall legitimately fawning over the character originally in the movie. He kept me upbeat, we kept each other happy, and, heh, I can remember being outside in that stupid San (Princess Mononoke) skirt, freezing cold, and Justin kept me warm in his Jareth cape between shoots.

I remember fondly our trip to Guelph, Ontario to attend Con-G. Our plans were crazy in-depth, meeting up with Conal MacBeth (Doctor Holocaust) to film an exciting fight sequence together. I’ve seen most of the footage. Only a smaller trailer ever went up. But I’m pretty sure it’s always been Conal’s intent to finish it. I remember flying into Buffalo, NY and meeting with both Justin and Kyle Hebert. We were then shoved into a car to cross the US/Canada border in the dead of night, in the middle of winter. I remember stopping at a Wendy’s over the border, where we made fun of how Cucknadian the Wendy’s was because the apostrophe in the name was actually a maple leaf. Justin and I shared a room that weekend. I remember I enjoyed spending the time with him, but felt funny waking up to realize he was only sleeping in his underwear the whole time. It was so great watching his reaction when “Featherweight” handed him the personalized FamiKamen Rider Famicom-themed sword as a gift and just how excited he got, and how excited I got for him seeing something so cool beginning to come to life. That weekend we trekked through the snow across to the mall and marveled at things, bought delicious donut holes, etc. Riding in the car back over the border was an interesting trek, too. Convincing the US Border Patrol that we weren’t up to no good was an amazing experience.

Helping him work on FamiKamen Rider was quite the experience. Julien (SadPanda) had composed the backing track, and Justin had asked me to write the lyrics and sing them. So, with a little bit of help, those lyrics to that song that play in his FamiKamen Rider reviews, as well as the singing voice, was me. And I feel so thankful that he felt me to be valuable enough to want me to be involved. And when he was starting to get his stuff together to make the FamiKamen Rider mini-series, we were talking about how I would get out there to Colorado and be a character in the series. Admittedly, it seems like there were struggles in making that happen. And if it was frustrating to me, how much more frustrating must it have been to Justin? I know he felt bad about things falling through and not making good on promises and commitments. Perhaps this was part of a much bigger issue that I was never really aware of. But it’s too late for that now…

There’s all these crazy things, all these plans… I JUST hugged him a few weeks ago. I JUST helped him with his MAGFest Pub Quiz again for the second year in a row. He was JUST telling his audience that he was looking forward to fine-tuning it for next year. Josh and I were supposed to join him and Nash on a trip to Japan together. He’d JUST started that Patreon thing up. I thought things were happening. I thought things were going somewhere. And just like that, it’s over?

I want to be hurt, maybe a little angry. And after having gone to a GriefShare class this past year for the loss of my own mother, I’ve learned that those are actually normal emotions. Even feeling guilty about feeling that way is normal. But the truth is that feeling that way is only going to do so much. Because we can’t go back now, and we can’t change it. Hindsight is 20/20. If any of us had ever thought there was a problem, I’m sure we would have done things a whole heck of a lot differently.

My dream would be to be able to somehow figure out how to help him finish FamiKamen Rider. I think we’re talking about how feasible that would be. I can’t say anything more than that. But I know it was big and important to him. What I wouldn’t give to see that finished.

This is really all I have to say for the time being. It’s unbelievable that I just saw him, with no idea that I wouldn’t see him again. It’s beyond understanding.

Goodbye, Justin, my friend. I can’t claim to understand. But I’m so glad I had the time with you that I did.

[Rapeculture]

Marz just applied for Twitch partnership today. More fuel for you to be jealous and bitchy about!

Make an account already, Kaylyn.

[Kugelfisch]

Marz just applied for Twitch partnership today. More fuel for you to be jealous and bitchy about!

Is it even hard getting one these days?