Movie Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Shia is unemployable. Imagine having that lunatic around on the production. He's either going to sit in his trailer/cuck shed like Wesley Snipes all day and be difficult or have a mondo meltdown every day. You may as well suggest Lindsay Lohan.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess it could work if "He will not divide us!" is his only line in the entire script.

[Keith Chegwin]

Lindsay Lohan would probably give better blowjobs

[TheManWithNoPlan]

They'll probably recast him. They're likely to use the character because they need someone young to do all the running around. If Harrison Ford injures himself at his age it'll be a death sentence

It'll be like Creed where Indi is mentoring somebody younger but it won't be Shia they'll give him a brief mention but he won't appear.

[Kugelfisch]

Lindsay Lohan would probably give better blowjobs

Absolutely. Problem is that she'd likely not show up at all or hours late and super smashed.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Why are these netflix projects all super dull and even worse than hollywood films???

Annihilation was the dumbest and most boring sci-fi ive ever seen...

[rabidtictac]

Why are these netflix projects all super dull and even worse than hollywood films???

No idea. The quality control on these netflix projects is Steam Greenlight levels of relaxed. I think I saw maybe two netflix original shows in the entire time I've had netflix that didn't suck ass. One was that castlevania ova and I don't remember the other.

[Keith Chegwin]

Lindsay Lohan would probably give better blowjobs

Absolutely. Problem is that she'd likely not show up at all or hours late and super smashed.

Still a net positive over Shia

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why are these netflix projects all super dull and even worse than hollywood films???

Remember that the wild world of online streaming movies gave us To Boldly Flee.

[Rushy]

Where no manchild has gone before