Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

And his fans are so dumb and cucked themselves they gladly eg it on

I think some of them genuinely are thirsty at the idea of feminine Spoony penis. Throw in repressed Uncle Linky types on the pile of degenerates.

[Guest]

Jackson wishes him a good drink and asks to hit him up on Skype if he wants later.

0% chance that Spoony has ever done a video chat with Cuckson or ever will do a video chat with him.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I don't know what P5 stream it was in (I think the next in line for Tony), but spoons was saying something about "uggg this game sucks... pick another one" and cuckson says "Transformers"... as if boss would ever go back to co-oping that game with him.


EDIT:
Oh, and in one P5 stream (I think the first) spoony starts with "Hmmm, I'm trying to get this so you can see it."
Chat says "We can see it all."
Spoony says, for the first time in history, "Okay, I won't argue."

[AdorableOtter]

I highly suspect some of those troll comments (especially not funny/creative ones) are actually made by Cuckson's and/or Murder_Suicide_Andy's sock accounts.

We shouldn't forget the fact the Cult of Scammy is a bunch of lying scamming pathological psychopathic virtue signaling crybullying liars (e.g. Muh heart condition, Cuckson's imaginary girlfriend, Emir's sock shock assault on reddit).

Can we report his patreon on grounds of promoting violence/triggering us with that profile image?

Now that his Twitter is gone this is the logical next step

IIRC, some people on reddit already reported his Patreon for fraud but nothing happened.

[Radiaz]

I think I'm not gonna back to this place.
It depresses me to see that people who do like Spoony unironically exist.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think some of them genuinely are thirsty at the idea of feminine Spoony penis. Throw in repressed Uncle Linky types on the pile of degenerates.

Man, if Spoony goes trans, he and Linkara could finally be together. Forever.

[ban]

Spoony likes rassling and shit right? Wonder what he has to say now that one of his favourite wrestlers commented on his situation :

[mad bum]

H I T M E U P O N S K Y P E

Oh cuckson, don't ever change.

[Tony Schiavone]

Spoony likes wrestling, because he is a mark. Not a "smart mark." Just a mark.
He whines and bitches all day, the tunes in to faithfully watch all the pay-per-views and shows, and then marks out for certain things above others while endlessly posting videos Twitter comments on how to "fix" it.

Someone else bought him the WWE Network, yet even though he doesn't pay for it (and would feel obligated to watch in that regard), he still does. He claims it quits it every other week, yet goes right back to the same memes and old Botchamania references with all the new shit (didn't he burn his bridges with Maffew?).


Idiots like him are the reason a product never gets any better. Here in burgerland we call it "The Cleveland Browns" example--I'm sure those of you can think of another example in your country. It's a sports team that it mired in serious, comical level of losing and failure (just went winless this season, only third time that's happened in modern NFL). Yet the 'fans' still show up and pay to get in. The wear bags on their head, they complain, complain, complain. But they shell out their season tickets and fan jerseys, year after year.

Why the hell should the Browns give a crap about improving, if they know they'll always sell out? Why bother if you've already got the guaranteed money? Ditto with other fanboy/girl diehards--like those cringey Disney-philes--and especially WWE. The show is garbage for a lot of reasons. But why should they change if they know their core audience will never leave them?

There's nothing about supporting a team that makes you a better fan. You look like an idiot. They're stupid enough not to realize the best way to protest is to vote with their dollar. Yet he and every other amateur podcaster out there know that they need to support it, and promote it, to keep audience and making money on their shows.

[mad bum]

I'm in Ohio and the football thing is a joke, the reason why they sell out tickets is because it's the economy around here. High school football is a huge deal also and I remember my city literally closing all the main streets for a parade because there team won.