April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Pen Pal » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:23 pm

Those two images you mentioned remind me of Lena Dunham.
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I find it funny that I got an error saying that the file was too large to upload as an attachment.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:43 pm

>lena dunham
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Nigga I aint clicking that...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by veris leta facies » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:44 pm

Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) wrote:
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Cuckson wrote:
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while Linkara is maried to a silverback Gorila
Who wins?
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I'd say Linkara because she can double as a body guard. Like she legit looks like she could kick someone's ass. Doge's wife is just fat
You must be fucking kidding me. She looks like someone who could pull off some scene and I bet she can be loud af, but kick ass? Really? That voodoo golem would be out of breath after 2 seconds. If something like that would start some shit with me I would laugh and give a good slap on its tits. :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:46 pm

Why would anyone want to smell like that? Of course I suppose it's a step up when her house smells like dirty ass Noah, cum socks, and dog shit.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:38 am

These video game companies should really sue e-celeb cunts who steal their IP to sell shitty perfumes. It can't possibly be legal to plaster a copyrighted IP's name all over your homemade perfume and sell it for money.

I don't think the companies who make Dragon Age and Skyrim would want their brand associated with bottom-tier scents sold on fucking etsy.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:52 am

pibbs wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:46 pm
Why would anyone want to smell like that? Of course I suppose it's a step up when her house smells like dirty ass Noah, cum socks, and dog shit.
The house probably smells more like her pussy then Noah's cum. Spoony is like the least sexual person alive it seems

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:19 am

veris leta facies wrote:
Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:44 pm
You must be fucking kidding me. She looks like someone who could pull off some scene and I bet she can be loud af, but kick ass? Really? That voodoo golem would be out of breath after 2 seconds. If something like that would start some shit with me I would laugh and give a good slap on its tits. :lol:
You're completely underestimating her abilities.


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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by JL Unlimited » Sat Feb 10, 2018 4:37 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
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Next time warn a nigga about the nudity.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by veris leta facies » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:36 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:19 am
You're completely underestimating her abilities.


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That white cop tried to play nice and got a taste of BLM. :lol: Fatsos like that can have quite a leverage in clinch fighting indeed due to their body mass, the thing is not let them that close with your tactical movement while delivering some good gospel with your hands. Overall I'll give a C+ for that performance, he got an upper hand in the fight quickly but lost it as he wasn't being agressive enough, he should've tazed the bitch right when she got agressive anyway. But of course everything's always so much easier to say and do behind the computer screen, not so in the real scene where there are smartphones all around and you must mind preserving your job. :|
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:41 am

My problem with most youtube videos involving cops is the cops are way too patient and not nearly violent enough.
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