Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:34 pm

Oh, God, not the Nep-Neps.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Charlar » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:50 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:34 pm
Oh, God, not the Nep-Neps.
I'm creeped by the fact he claims to share his body with an UNDERAGE character, what's stopping him from targeting real kids if he become more fucked up mentally? He's proven in the past he can do awful shit people thought he wasn't able to and he's proven he's able to act to hurt people.

Hopefully i'm just being paranoid
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jan 08, 2018 10:06 pm

His comic had some weird lolicon undertones at times, but I'd think he's more likely to assault an adult boyfriend-free girlfriend.

Either way, neither women nor any kids' parents will let him get close enough. Ever.
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All the Nep-Neps. Let's have some neppin' fun.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Tue Jan 09, 2018 7:27 am

I'm watching the piece of shit Disco right now. Already I hate it.
- The annoying trailer wastes almost 5 minutes of a "movie" (I cannot put enough quotes around that) that's only 1 hour and 20 minutes.
-1 minute into this shit and the difference in the ambient noise on the reverse angles is noticable and distracting
That alone is amateurish...
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:16 am

Oh, pibbs, don't you understand that that was Brad's artistic vision all along? No, that really is his defence. It's shit because it's supposed to be.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by pibbs » Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:50 am

5:14 - I have a new title for it "Three Babbling Vapid Whores"

6:42 - copyrighted music, but I'd bang Brad's Bitch. Watching him do it? Gross

8:12 - he's so fucking lazy he's using stock footage. Credits- Sarah Gobble? Hahaha Gobble

9 minutes n and we're still doing credits for the 12 people that made up cast and crew. So far- one short conversation, and Brad bangs a bitch. 9 MINUTES

9:01 - oh yay. Linkara. Oh the laughs

10:50 -: sorry, my mind wandered. No idea what they said and I'm not rewinding

12:10 - bitches gotta dance or some shit. Checking the football score. Damn. Alabama won in OT

13:20 - fat bitch with chest tattoos pretends to be boring middle aged professional?

15:10 - this dialog is a cure for life. I want to drink poison

17:15 -: we're in Chicago. Cue doge

18:18 - if all women were like this I'd go gay

20 minutes in. Nothing has happened. There's less than an hour left

20:10 - the annoying fat bitch (in yellow) has teeth that would allow her to eat corn through a tennis racket

22:21 - Brad's dialog is beyond human comprehension. I suspect it's code and this movie is aiding ISIS.

24:05 - there's a murder and I can't care

26:15 - literally sitting around doing nothing

27:30 - the dance floor ain't an elevator yet the cast exceeds the weight limit

28:35 - I actually glance at the screen and everyone is out of focus. Good job, Brad, you scamming fuck.

31:16- FOCUS!

33:30 - Almost interesting scene with Brad and Muhammad Farqwad.. But FOCUS

35:30 : Doge and Linkara. Ugh

35:40 - What's up with this old bitch? OH it's Lupa

36:30 - she's married to the fat black fuck?

40:00 - halfway through. I hate all these characters. FOCUS!

40:01 - Are the always available two shots on the bar supposed to be a running joke?

41:10 - Brad's bitch fucked sister in yellow's husband? Oh how I don't care. Is this the plot?
Had to be. There's no other sign of one.

43:00 - no one in human history has ever debated over Disco movies. Fuck!

44:30 - cuts back to the disco but Brad forgot to add some copyrighted music.

50:00 - boring. Nothing to comment on.

51:00 - dammit it's supposed to snow here by the end of the week.

52:30 - Yellow brays like a donkey. Mouth like one too.

53:15 - there's those shots again

54:05 - the dumbest marital spat I've ever seen

55:15 - Doge supposed to be the Jar Jar of this film but he just blends in with all the other unlikable characters

57:05 - I think Brad so wants to be cucked by fat black. His current and ex have both danced around boning big nig

ONE HOUR - Some stupid subplot with Brad debts and thieving thickens. Dance competition. Joy. All fat tattoo bitches and their beta males to the dance floor

FOCUS

1:05:30 - WHY am I watching this sober?

1:06:10 - I'm trying to imagine Brad sitting down writing this pile of shit and no way could he not have had alcohol and cociane and/or oxycodone

1:06:30 - back to the heist or the deal or whatever Brad's subplot is

1:07:30 - I bet Allison felt all empowered being a boss bitch. They're definitely banging

1:08:05 - Ooo! There's a shoot out... ALL OFF SCREEN!!! BRAD YOU TALENTLESS HACK

1:10:10 - BRAD, shot, stumbles through a theater. A theater? Did I miss something?

1:11:11 - there's those shots again

1:12:30 - another shoot out and we quickly cut away. To more bitches babbling in a park

1:15:14 - oh I get it. They're all aliens because people do not act or talk like this.

IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER

And 5 minutes of slow crawl closing credits but I don't care it's over.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by premium thundercock » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:17 pm

So from all that I'll just gather that they're all aliens, huh?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:22 pm

What is even this movie about?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:26 pm

I appareciate the summary :lol: I don't need to watch the movie to know that this is more entertaining than any parts of Brad's latest trash.

The only question remains, and I'm guessing you don't have the answer, otherwise it would be somewhere in the summary - is there actually a plot? Or is it just another TGWTG anniversary nonsense without being labeled as such?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Tue Jan 09, 2018 2:05 pm

Even the worst Troma film sounds better than this. Wow.
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