Marzgunt: Queen of Hashtags (and fabricated outrage)

[Kugelfisch]

Phewwww, no sympathy from me. Dude made his choice. I'd rather fuck a dog than fuck Marz.

What breed? Lena Dunham isn’t an answer.

Holly Brownbag, I refuse to pick up the poop that falls out of her bag, though.

>poop already bagged
>will claim to have already gone for walkies
Smart choice, really.

[wulfenlord]

@marzgurl.com‬
If I were in my 20s again, and not nearly 40 years old now, I would have never had the guts to start cold E-mailing different outlets in an attempt to pick up new work/more clients. But now I am aging and my "may as well" is kicking in. Turns out, it may have given results, so we'll see soon.

Wow, she really expects job offers to be handed to her on a plate just for existing, doesn't she? Maybe she'll look into buying a house and having children in her 60s

Phewwww, no sympathy from me. Dude made his choice. I'd rather fuck a dog than fuck Marz.

What breed? Lena Dunham isn’t an answer.

Holly Brownbag, I refuse to pick up the poop that falls out of her bag, though.

@hollychristine.bsky.social‬
If you have a good relationship with your family, cherish it. Here’s to another holiday I was SUPPOSED to spend with my family but I was 100% forgotten about.

It's your lucky day, she has the sads.

[Liar Revealed]

Nobody can forget anything as big as Holly. They don't want her around and I don't blame them.

[pibbs]

@hollychristine.bsky.social‬
If you have a good relationship with your family, cherish it. Here’s to another holiday I was SUPPOSED to spend with my family but I was 100% forgotten about.

They didn't forget you. They just didn't want your insufferable ass around. Plus you eat enough for four.

[Le Redditeur]

Plus she walks with her shit bag exposed.

[wulfenlord]

I feel like today I am dressed at maximum otaku stereotype and it wasn't even my intention.

Nice hair, grandma. And cool it with the heavy make-up, or you will get picked up for clown school.


The last thing you see before you wake up chained to a pipe in the basement.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You think she's trans or enby because she's obsessed with low-effort Yakuza cosplays where she can't even be bothered to change her hair?

>maximum otaku stereotype
I don't see cat ears or colorful animu hair.

[ebin namefag]

You think she's trans or enby because she's obsessed with low-effort Yakuza cosplays where she can't even be bothered to change her

diaper

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

You think she's trans or enby because she's obsessed with low-effort Yakuza cosplays where she can't even be bothered to change her

diaper

rash

[pibbs]

Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl (open for Closed Caption COMMISSIONS) ‪@marzgurl.com‬· 5h
For real, though, if you're a YouTube creator who makes regular content and would like to partner up with a closed caption editor, please hit me up! I will help you!

‪Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl (open for Closed Caption COMMISSIONS)‬ @marzgurl.com· 6h
What I really need is, like, one consistent YouTuber who puts out a lot of work and can afford human closed caption editing, and then I'd have to rely less on selling stickers, lol.

I know of a pretty awesome channel.

Oops.