Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Jun 14, 2025 8:42 am

You mean the great Linkara isn't going to rescue them?

Can't get a job at McDonalds apparently.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kama » Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:24 pm

pibbs wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 6:49 pm
More of Linky helping the endless, useless parade of human debris

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‪Naoto Yagami 🏳️‍⚧️‬
‪@naotoplays.bsky.social‬· 1h
I've seen people ask before but have always been scared to myself because I hate begging, but we are desperate. Any chance of a repost
‪Naoto Yagami 🏳️‍⚧️‬ @naotoplays.bsky.social‬· 1h
Update 6/13/2025: We have been hit with the repo fees from the car and on top of rent and other billth/food we are at the point of needing so much money that I hate even asking for help.

The GoFundMe
I'm Gwen. My girlfriend Erica and our roommate Kuro are in a very bad financial situation. We are days away from getting evicted and would need close to $3000 to pay off our overdue rent. I personally have had a hard time holding a job due to mental health reasons, and my girlfriend's work has been shafting her on hours. Kuro is the only one with a stable income, and that has been causing many issues that have led us into this situation. If anyone could help, it would be extremely appreciated.

Update 3/10/2025: Our only source of transportation, Kuro's Car was repoed so now we have to worry about that on top of possibly getting evicted. probably need closed to 6 grand to be able to cover everything.
>muh mental illness
Fuck you and grow up.

$300 raised so far.
How privileged to be able to say that you can’t hold a job because of mental issues

Meanwhile, legally blind/visually impaired people like me aren’t even allowed in the fucking door no matter how hard we tighten our boot straps and have a firm handshake, but the only reason you aren’t going in is because of something stupid like anxiety? Fuck you.

I should have a fucking GoFundMe. I deserve that money way more than they do.. hell, I deserve the compassionate help of strangers more than they do.. the only thing that ever stopped me was thinking I’m above that sort of thing but fuck it. Why shouldn’t I abuse the system too?? it works for DSP and it works for losers like them. I mean seriously this is just really insulting.. You’re not disabled get some therapy. Get some pills and get a fucking job you entitled pieces of shit. You needing a safe space is not a real fucking reason why you can’t work and I’m actually really offended right now that these kind of people think it’s the same fucking thing as somebody who’s actually disabled

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:41 pm

Kama wrote:
Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:24 pm
Meanwhile, legally blind/visually impaired people like me aren’t even allowed in the fucking door no matter how hard we tighten our boot straps and have a firm handshake, but the only reason you aren’t going in is because of something stupid like anxiety? Fuck you.
They're just making shit up because they can't into being an adult.
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Post by RedLine » Sat Jun 14, 2025 3:31 pm

Kama wrote:
Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:24 pm
I deserve the compassionate help of strangers more than they do.. the only thing that ever stopped me was thinking I’m above that sort of thing but fuck it. Why shouldn’t I abuse the system too??
You are a legitimate white cane needing blind guy. You are entitled to go for maximum gibs.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Jun 14, 2025 3:36 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jun 13, 2025 7:44 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
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Start over and think about how you ended up that way!
Four letters:
COCK.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 14, 2025 4:12 pm

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Hello friend, good morning. I'm very scared. Please could you help me share. I only have one day left to get some help. If not, I'll miss my doctor's appointment again and all the progress I've made in my transition. Please help me😢💔
I am a 27 year old trans woman from the UK, hoping to raise funds for my transition. The waiting times on the NHS for transgender healthcare can be up to 5 years, just for an initial consultation. My gender dysphoria is really hard to deal with on a day to day basis, so I am hoping to transition through private health care.

Since I was 4 years old, I knew that I was a girl trapped in a boy’s body. I was not able to articulate this, but I knew it, and kept it a secret. At 20 weeks in a mother’s womb, around 1% of babies develop a gender identity that is opposite to the body they are born with. Being born into the world this way can be very traumatic, especially when strict gender roles are placed on you from an early age.

Because of homophobic and transphobic bullying I experienced from the age of 5 to 16, I tried my best to act like the body I was born into. I changed my walk, the way I talked, and tried my utmost best to act like a man. I just wanted to fit in and be accepted. This drove me into a deep depression, which was really difficult to get out of.

Through therapy I have been able to reconnect with the truth in myself, to rekindle my spirit. I am proud of all I have had to overcome to reach this point where I can embrace myself, my true self. I have finally been able to feel happiness.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 14, 2025 4:44 pm

So dainty UwU.

>since I was 4 years old, I knew that I was a girl trapped in a boy’s body.
Ah, ye olde trans biography retcon. I'm sure if you were to look through his online ramblings, you'd find tons of totally-real-I-swear childhood memories full of signs of their trans identity :roll:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 14, 2025 8:37 pm

Fuck my life.

So while @TheSpoonyOne's last surviving fanfic is in the render queue, I decided to do some research.
The Great Linkara has nine goddamn fanfics to his name.

(It's his account alright in case you're worried. Web of Dimensions is the one he covered together with Benito the Sagio.)
Digimon: Season Zero
The very first Digidestined... The original evil Digimon... An old friend... And, where all of the Digimon saga began...

What if.....? Series
Mysteries happen. Parallel universes are created. What if you could see what happened in other realities? These stories are about alternate Timelines of Ash and co. Chapter 3 is now up. What if Brock never joined the gang?

Taking Flight
The mystery behind the connection of the Owl (Kaepora Gaebora) and Rauru in OoT is revealed....

Duhgimon: Where's the Cheese?
Digimon on drugs! Just plain slap stick that I find totally useless and made cause I was bored. Combined stories. 3rd part coming soon.

Pokemon Unlimited: The Journey Begins
Six new kids... One old threat.... And one really good story! Please, R&R.

The Psychic Menace
The first part of the first Prequel to 'Ash to Ash, Dust to Dust' Much better than Pokemon Unlimited (though I am making sequels...)

Web of Dimensions
Poke/SM/Digi. One threat hangs over three dimensions. Who will save them?

Adventures in Anime: Prologue
There are alternate realities and dimensions.... But now, you will hear the story of one who travels and lives to protect them.... This is preperation. Take it well...

A Yule Tide Thundershock

A little early for christmas. But just look at Wal-Mart. A first timer for a poet. Santa gets sick and asks Ash to save Christmas.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 14, 2025 8:54 pm

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jun 14, 2025 11:25 pm

Kama wrote:
Sat Jun 14, 2025 12:24 pm
I have no sight and I must grift!
Rule of thumb is that you should always take the state for a ride. Exhaust every single penny that you may technically be entitled to. Be shameless! Fuck the state! They will just spend it on retarded shit otherwise anyway.

As for asking for donos, you likely didn't do so out off pride. That honours you. But I wouldn't think of you any less if you did.
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