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Post by ebin namefag » Mon May 12, 2025 2:39 am

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I figured jenkem would have been the next logical step.
Galaxy gas = nigger toots
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri May 23, 2025 11:07 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
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I believe the reason people do galaxy gas is because it's harder to detect on drug screenings. It's also easier to buy legally.
Entirely legal, no screenings exist.
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Of course it's a violation of his parole but I guess that only matters if he's outed or fails a drug screening
Eh, I wouldn't be too sure about that one. Dude streams being fucking blasted. The bar for proof is waaaay lower for parole violations and the legality doesn't matter.
There's no jury and such. You can't be blinked and be about singing over how you gave your cousin head and the nitrous and qua qua and then claim one needs proof you huffed duster or whippets. When it's obvious you're intoxicated, it's obvious.

Parole is being on a shitlist. You're guilty by default. No trial needed as you've already been judged as being a fuckup.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by ebin namefag » Fri May 23, 2025 11:10 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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There's no jury and such.
Judge, no jury, and he needs an executioner.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat May 31, 2025 2:00 am

So, there has been much speculation recently over the fabled Rekieta Arrest Bodycam Footage. Nool even bet Ethan Ralph 5 grand that he was going to get it and publish it soon.

Well, Nool got completely CUCKED, FELTED, DENIED as of today, because (as I understand) the prosecution withdrew the bodycam footage from the evidence, so the judge decided the Kiwis cannot watch raid on Maison Le Balldo. They will have to be content with a transcript of said video done by some autist who went to Bumfuck, MN to watch the video in person.
Another DUB for the BALLDO! Hey Nick, time to do some shots and snort some coke to celebrate!

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Post by RAPEMAN » Sat May 31, 2025 3:26 am

Null's not in prison?
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Old Black Man » Sat May 31, 2025 3:47 am

He should be, ideally one with a lot of niggers and rape.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 31, 2025 6:06 am

He is the savior of western civilization.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by rabidtictac » Sat May 31, 2025 6:45 am

He is still going to serve three months in prison if he hasn't already, and probably violate his parole for a much longer time.

It's pretty funny that Nick had to scramble to suppress evidence from being released publicly because he's so afraid of the trolls getting a win. Big dsp energy.
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 31, 2025 2:12 pm

We did get the biggest win possible. He got away with it, at least as far as he is concerned.
As I predicted, he immediately went on to feeling fucking invincible. He is getting wasted and totally flips out when pressed by an absolute airhead.

This is just the beginning of a wonderful journey of five years probation!
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Re: Rekieta LOL

Post by ebin namefag » Sat May 31, 2025 3:30 pm

Minnesota needs to be nuked. It's the home of Recunta (faggot). It's the home of Recunta's kids (five faggots). It's the home of Linkara (faggot). Minnesota needs to be nuked more than Isreal. More than Africa. It's nothing but trash.
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