Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Noah Antwiler‬ @thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
I somehow managed to electrocute myself screwing in a light bulb.

I'm fine. Just more embarrassed than anything else.

I'm at a loss for words.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Keep trying, Boss :3

[ebin namefag]

>in a lightbulb
Lightbulbs go up your ass, you don't put your dick in them. Ask Linkara.

[Complicity]

Noah Antwiler‬ @thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 7h
I somehow managed to electrocute myself screwing in a light bulb.

I'm fine. Just more embarrassed than anything else.

I'm at a loss for words.

Me too, it's pretty impressive for a corpse to keep writing bullshit on social media.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electrocution

Electrocution is death or severe injury caused by electric shock from electric current passing through the body.

Queen Spoony's delicate finger was violated by a minor electric discharge, feel sorry for her majesty, peasants.

[Kugelfisch]

That was more energy than he had for the last decade combined. I bet his heart was annoyed at being forced to beat more than once every hour.

[CuckTurdginson]

How many Spoony's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than one, apparently.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

One to attempt and fail, and one to complain about it.

[CuckTurdginson]

Even I can screw in a lightbulb, and I post on here.

[pibbs]

Hmm. Spoony's multitude of ailments has returned. Perhaps he's gearing up for a comeback. Like a Reverse Spoony.


‪Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 20h
Damnb I gobba nozebleeb agaib.

Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬· 10h
I sneezed, which made my nose start bleeding all over again. This is getting annoying. And messy.

[RedLine]

Even I can screw in a lightbulb