Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

8 is maybe the least bad (I know fuckall about 8 besides Dissidia Squall forming up the Tryhard Edgetard trinity with Cloud and Lightning), but the rest was very low effort.

[Complicity]

I used to really like his Final Fantasy stuff.

I tried to go through his reviews of 8 and 10, and what used to fly by is pretty fucking unwatchable now. His shit's aged like milk.

His "product" was a novelty, and he had no competition.
Most of his criticism boils down to "it's the game's fault if i suck at it"; kids nowadays would just tell him to get gud, and compare him to DSP.
His "gags" were retarded garbage; the audience that watches Doge, Bimmy, Angry Taco and Cockslut in 2025 is made up by the same speds who were watching them in 2012, mongoloids who think "Darth Vader riding a T-Rex" is peak comedy.
And now you know his shitty attitude wasn't part of a character, and that the game's footage was stolen.

8 is maybe the least bad (I know fuckall about 8 besides Dissidia Squall forming up the Tryhard Edgetard trinity with Cloud and Lightning), but the rest was very low effort.

All i know about it is that Sploogy complained about the protagonist being a whiny, depressed bitch with le sadz, and then spent the rest of his real life being a whiny, depressed bitch with le sadz.

How much would DHI consider his legacy to be worth? All his reviews, Youtube, The Spoony Experiment brand etc.

We are the only ones who still talk about that loser. That's his legacy.

[wulfenlord]

@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬

I have to remove some T5 screws from a thing and the smallest bit driver I have is T6. FML

[pibbs]

>treating a common simple problem as the end of the world

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It is if you're @TheSpoonyOne.

[Old Black Man]

8 is maybe the least bad (I know fuckall about 8 besides Dissidia Squall forming up the Tryhard Edgetard trinity with Cloud and Lightning), but the rest was very low effort.

I saw 8 back in the day and knew I hated him. Shutting on 8 because the cool kids do is like shitting on Gundam Seed. 8 has weird fucking mechanics, but Squall is no more of a brooding bitch than Cloud and like his predecessor they both have reasons to be. Spoony just can’t comprehend games, we all know this. I’m surprised he didn’t do a Doom retrospective and shit on Doomguy.

[ebin namefag]

Dooms probably too hard for him.

[Old Black Man]

They had to make a lower difficulty just for Spoony. He couldn’t manage I’m Too Young to Die.

[pibbs]

Spoony doesn't understand wear and tear.

Noah Antwiler‬ ‪@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬ ·3h
Been finding holes in a lot of my clothes lately. It's true that I haven't been clothes shopping in years, but I'm wondering if there's a more mechanical or dog-related reason for all this damage.

At any rate, it may be time to update my wardrobe. Such as it is. (It's all logo tees and blue jeans.)

[Kugelfisch]

@thespoonyone.bsky.social‬

I have to remove some T5 screws from a thing and the smallest bit driver I have is T6. FML

He will send Miles to the hardware store. Spoopy can't risk seeing a Dremel and throwing a pissy-eyed "BETRAYAL!!!" fit.