Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Why do all the INs just snap eventually?

Likely because they were always like this. Their barely contained hedonism eventually reaches critical mass before bursting forth.

[rabidtictac]

Why do all the INs just snap eventually? All he had to do was be a smug faggot. Something that comes naturally to him anyway.

Internet Nobodyism is always comorbid with multiple mental illnesses, as you ought well know by now.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah sure, all that is true. But Styx was barely even an IN. He was a political grifter, made some fairly okay predictions and then could've just coasted. There's no way he hasn't made some fine money from that shit.

But the trad LARP seems to have blown up in his face worse than the hot nuts he takes on the chin on a froggy Thursday evening.

[Le Redditeur]

But the trad LARP seems to have blown up in his face worse than the hot nuts he takes on the chin on a froggy Thursday evening.

As it did with Rekieta. Trad grifters who are (not so) "secretly" degenerates seem to end up the same.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like the classic joke of the gay priest.

[Kugelfisch]

I mean, he was a self-proclaimed Satanist for a good while. I have actually read the Satanic Bible. It's a very boring read and very repetitive as well, despite being a fairly short book.

What one will notice is that it's very focused on anal sex. You don't get to a point in your life where you'd consider yourself a Satanist without having taken it up the ass for several years.

[RAPEMAN]

I just want to know if he's the kid's father.

[ebin namefag]

The only way Styx can kill someone is by giving them AIDS through unprotected anal sex.

What do you think "chaos magic" is code for?

He used the chaos emeralds.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Kugelfisch]

It's no use!