God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[CuckTurdginson]

Unfortunately, Orange Man's been nowhere near my butthole. Damn shame, too - would be the most action I've gotten in well over a year.

Ultimately, I don't get blind fealty to power. I think that's faggot shit.

[RAPEMAN]

Damn shame, too - would be the most action I've gotten in well over a year.

Sad when you can't find a fag big enough to fill your abyss of an asshole. Have you tried a nigger? Does the bloody towel in your underwear turn off even the grossest of degenerates?

I think that's faggot shit.

You'd recognize faggot shit just by sitting down in your full diaper.

[CuckTurdginson]

You won't return my calls after our lone night of passion, so I assume so.

[RAPEMAN]

You won't return my calls after our lone night of passion, so I assume so.

Notice how I didn't allow your cocklette near my tight asshole? Worse night of my life! Fisting is only fun when there is an asshole to destroy, CuckCantKeepHisTurdsIn.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just add more fists, dummy.

[RAPEMAN]

Just add more fists, dummy.

I only got two!

[CuckTurdginson]

You can't grow arms like Tenshinhan, Baka Gaijin?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I only got two!

Then buy one (or two) of those fist-shaped dildos.

[CuckTurdginson]

I used to sell sex toys. There are some big enough to be worthy of me.

[Lindsay's Liver]

It's not fealty to power. It's a VOTE. And you're happier when the person you voted for won vs. the other clown. And you've lost before, so when you win it feels good. This is simple. These are primary colors.

CuckTurgidson, I'd love to know how Kamala Harris's loss makes your life worse.