Shadow Dream Girl - A Bennet the Sage Psychological Horror Tale

[wulfenlord]

Did he let his story get written by Crushon AI?

[RedLine]

I mean, isn't it funny how the other established characters are conveniently always absent when this Totally-Real-And-Totally-Hot woman shows up to brighten up Ian's day?

Stan acknowledged her so I don't think she's totally fake (unless Stan also isn't real). But her being a secret forest demon or something is certainly possible.

[pibbs]

She wants All That Jazz and couldn't find it streaming. So that answers one question I had, it's set in current time, and not late 90s or something.

The mentions of "Blu-Rays" didn't tip you off?

You try reading pages of this over-written shit and try to remember one mention of Blu-Rays. I've also started to skim through the paragraphs and paragraphs of description and the incessant inner whining of Ian and his anxiety. Course DVDs were mentioned a bit. My main point is, this isn't set further back to a time before TGWTG and Bennet is telling a fantasy story from when he worked retail. A time before he gained popularity enough to quit his shit job.

To your other point, Stan saw her and was in disbelief that a hottiie would be into a nottie like Ian.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There goes my theorycrafting.
Though I still have hopes, since he has only seen glimpses of her. Plus she has yet to have actual discussions with other people (which might go wrong because she's probably speaking the tongue of the Old Ones).

I've also started to skim through the paragraphs and paragraphs of description and the incessant inner whining of Ian and his anxiety.

And you deserve a medal for the effort.

[Complicity]

I don't think Bennett is so retarded that he'd write a story where a super attractive woman is into some sad sack and it not being a ruse or plot device.

He's ripping off a hentai in which the woman in question looks attractive to the protagonist because of his brain damage, but in reality she's a hideous Lovecraftian monster.
It's safe to say that he is, in fact, so retarded.

I remain of the idea that Spoony caused arson by farting near a lighter, and the wahman either wants revenge or she's a hallucination, while the real her died in the fire fart.

She laughed with her entire body, and it rolled out of her like a small waterfall in a creek.

Ol' Benito wants a golden shower.

Lisa asks him to join her and her friends at the club later that night. Maybe she thinks he's gay. That would explain this entire scene. I just realized the club is called INFERNO. Goes along with the fire motif of this book I guess.

Does this nigger think he's writing Memento, AND The Machinist?

[pibbs]

He doesn't have a single review on Amazon yet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Give it time. Even ERod got (very dubious) reviews in a bit over a week.

[rabidtictac]

DHI will give him all the amazon reviews he can handle.

He's ripping off a hentai in which the woman in question looks attractive to the protagonist because of his brain damage, but in reality she's a hideous Lovecraftian monster.

What the hell was the name of that one, btw? I remember thinking the hook sounded interesting but I've never actually seen it.

[Old Black Man]

DHI will give him all the amazon reviews he can handle.

He's ripping off a hentai in which the woman in question looks attractive to the protagonist because of his brain damage, but in reality she's a hideous Lovecraftian monster.

What the hell was the name of that one, btw? I remember thinking the hook sounded interesting but I've never actually seen it.

Lupa & Phailous: A Love Story

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What the hell was the name of that one, btw?

Song of Saya aka Saya no Uta aka this here.