God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[McGinnis]

But of course this is Burgerland, and to some Burgers nothing important ever happens without a deep, dark conspiracy behind it.

Yeah but this is more retarded than that. Trump getting shot by some redditor makes the left look really bad, so OBVIOUSLY he must have staged it and OBVIOUSLY he must be faking his injuries because otherwise they'd have to admit their rhetoric has gotten out of hand, wouldn't they?

[RAPEMAN]

I urge anyone here to watch the full House comity. Never in my life have I seen someone get so grilled.

[Kugelfisch]

Why would a 5.56mm projectile grazing your ear break your neck?
He wasn't full-on shot to the side of his head with fucking Lapua Magnum or .50 BMG. An intermediary small arms projectile zipped by his ear, likely without direct contact.

Believing this was staged approaches Hollow Earth levels of conspiritard.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Conspiritards gonna conspiritard.

[McGinnis]

likely without direct contact

How do you explain the bleeding?

Believing this was staged approaches Hollow Earth levels of conspiritard.

Also massive amounts of cope

[Uguuboi]

likely without direct contact

How do you explain the bleeding?

The force from the bullet speeding past

[Kugelfisch]

Yup, could be the case. It only nicked him and the air pressure alone could've been enough if it's very close.
Either way, I don't see how one would suffer a broken neck even if the bullet had taken his entire ear clean off.

[McGinnis]

Either way, I don't see how one would suffer a broken neck even if the bullet had taken his entire ear clean off.

I think they're retarded enough to think the bullet actually went in his ear, or they think that's what he's claiming

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Next they're gonna say his head should've exploded like in Scanners.

[RAPEMAN]

Did someone say Scanner?!