God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[rabidtictac]

Very few genuinely think this was staged. It’s mostly just gotten propagated to fuck with Trump supporters - because it’s funny when they start sperging out.

You cut the people that just want to troll and shitpost - the true believers of that crap are not many.

I don't know any political figure who would hire a 20 year old assassin to shoot him in the ear, knowing that there's a high likelihood an "ear" shot could easily become a "brain" shot.

It makes much more sense the kid was aiming for a headshot and missed. Shooting guns IRL is harder than it looks in cock of dooty.

[CuckTurdginson]

Point is you’re getting fucked with.

[pibbs]

Incredible video from the event with multiple angles.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Looking forward to the VR experience edition.

[Le Redditeur]

Actually way harder. Anyone with two braincells to rub together knows that being the assassin is pure suicide.
Trump isn't Kennedy. There were way less parties and people interested in his death. It wasn't such a powder keg.
No way they would keep a loose end around, no matter who they shift blame to.

Precisely. That's why they need to go the radicalizing retards with their rethoric way - the retard won't care or won't realize he is going to get headshot as soon as he takes the shot, and you can't directly tie him to your Deep State run bullshit. Of course, relying on an amateur retard is risky, but think about it: this inbred Pennsylvania retard was millimeters from scoring a headshot on Trump. It was pure luck/plot armor that kept Zion Don alive. I suppose this is the Universe paying back for the cosmic shitshow that was the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

[rabidtictac]

The ruling on the documents case is another massive W for Trump. I know that case isn't done with yet, but the ruling clears away one of the biggest swords hanging over his head. Between that and the failed assassination, I'd be absolutely shocked if Trump doesn't win the presidential race.

I do still think Trump should have returned those documents when the Feds asked for them back, though.

I haven't seen a presidential candidate look this strong in years. Not since Obama the first time around. And Obama never dodged a literal bullet.

[CuckTurdginson]

Burgum and possibly Rubio are out for vp. Meaning it’s probably Vance.

EDIT

it’s Vance.

[Kugelfisch]

Of course, relying on an amateur retard is risky

If you actually rely on one. Not if you just hope for the jackpot as a bonus.
Granted, this failed attempt is surely going to be a treasure for Trump. But then again, they weren't in a great position anyway.

I'm sure there are plenty of Democrats who would feel relieved if Trump gets his second term. Biden and Cameltwat would be two problems immediately solved, for starters.
What can Trump realistically do that they can't reverse once he's for sure forever out of the running?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What can Trump realistically do that they can't reverse once he's for sure forever out of the running?

[Kugelfisch]

Cause a massive meteor impact? I doubt it.