Chris-chan

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He just widened his pool of boyfriend-free girlfriends to include lesbians.

[Kugelfisch]

He just widened his pool of boyfriend-free girlfriends to include lesbians.

And widows.

[Complicity]

Professional gambler beggar/leech/crackhead/room destroyer/parent abuser, (in)famous for speedrunning the DSP/Mersh cycle of begging for money and losing everything in a matter of minutes, has been arrested for assaulting his dad (again) and for doing drugs (again), and faces 5 years in prison:



Why am i posting this here?
Because he has been sent to the same prison as CWC.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Seems like they're specialized in dealing with INs

[rabidtictac]

I find the gambler mentality highly amusing. But at least this dude wins and loses real money. DSP gambles real money to win fake wrestler jpegs by playing Candy Crush. Bossman won 200k. He lost it again but nobody can take away that he did win 200k in real cash one time. He's a massive loser but it sounds like he gets casino deals and stream donos to keep chasing his high.

Really, if he could have kept from beating on his old man, he'd be living the crack addict life. Money flowing in, money flowing out. Drugs flowing into his system, obscenities flowing out of his mouth. Nirvana.

[Kugelfisch]

He could've been like trainwreck or whatever his name is. Play slots and get paid to do so. His problem is that he's extremely unlikeable.

[Liar Revealed]

Bodycam Footage Reveals the Arrest of Chris Chan

[Osterzone]

I love the constant "I'm famous on the internet" is just met with a general dismissive attitude from the cops. Hell, even when Chris was featured on Tucker Carlson, it didn't make Chris any more famous, it was just a slow news day for Tucker's audience.

[Old Black Man]

Imagine if Linkara got arrested.

“Do you know who I am?”

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I am the Lightbringer, you son of a bitch!"