Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

I doubt he was.

[Complicity]

I doubt he was.

Don't forget how his mother braved the Icicles of Death (tm) to bring him a package while he was melting down on Twatter.
I say they may have invited him out of pity, he refused because of muh depression - aka all of his evil Republican relatives he thought beneath him have families and/or jobs, he's a complete failure, and he would have been reminded of it the moment his unwarranted self-importance kicked in.
Or maybe they invited him specifically to make fun of him, and say "we told you so".

BTW, since i can't see X posts without an account:
Did any of his orbiters offer to drive to his Miles' house on Christmas day to play the board game with him?
Is the Warthog still alive?

[wulfenlord]

This shamino faggot orbiter who gifted him the game in the first place comes to mind. If he survived the coof his jizz circuits are probably engaged.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Cuckson will always be there for Boss.

[pibbs]

Hard to fit it in due to his busy schedule.

[Kugelfisch]

B-Fest just couldn't fill the Dremel-sized hole in his heart.

[wulfenlord]

His measly 150 patron bucks can only get him to the liquor store once a month.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

His brother has been assigned to the Mexican border to act as a deterrent, so Boss has no one to drive him to B-Fest.

[Rushy]

I'm still wondering what he did with that B-Fest footage he supposedly recorded with Miles

if he can re-upload his old reviews, why not just put that up?

[RedLine]

why not just put that up?

You're asking why Noah Antwiler can't do something? This is a guy that did nothing so long it ruined his life.