Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

Miles is too busy doing literally anything else.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Miles is too busy shooting Mexicans.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Miles is too busy getting laid.

[Kugelfisch]

Not getting laid is still more of an activity than Spoopy engages in.

[pibbs]

Speaking of activity...

Remember that list of maladies we had on him. Amazing those debilitating diseases healed on their own.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm amazed his joints haven't fused together, yet. Stalagmites live a more exciting life.

[Old Black Man]

I'm amazed his joints haven't fused together, yet. Stalagmites live a more exciting life.

If you’d said stalactite there’d be a joke about him hanging from the ceiling in there.

[Complicity]

If you can't even get your asexual omega brother to play a board game with you in the highest suicide rate week, well...
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Thinking about it, either the Antwiler Clan invited Miles to attend the family Christmas Party and not Spoony, or the cunt refused to attend but still went to Twatter for a woe is me session.

[Kugelfisch]

Shit, you're right! Miles went away and Noah was specifically excluded! Miles really should leave his service pistol at home, ready to go.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He can make woe is me tweets even while being invited.