Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

Gay for pay is a pretty common thing, I'd imagine a good half of the lesbian porn stars are bi curious at the most but they prefer men, but lesbian anything is obviously very popular and pays good,

I'd imagine gay guys pay even better because not many guys are willing to do it, and being the straight dude in porn has to be nothing but a sea of other dudes cock blocking your job.

[Kugelfisch]

Many bodybuilders to gay 4 pay. Just ask Kali Muscle aka Chuck Basher.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Oh god... The lesbian for pay.

Best thing in a porn I ever saw was Allie Sin's lesbian bukkake freakout.

[Kugelfisch]

Sounds like something one would find at efukt.com.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Maybe.

Allie got pissed and walked off set when a chick shoved her ass in Allie's face.

[Ya Amber Heard Me?!]

Yeah, he could do gay porn, I guess, but he won't making anything out of it. He's Spoony for Christ's sake. I meant being a successful camwhore like Cherry Crush. He ABSOLUTELY cannot go down that route.

[Vaporwear]

Maybe.

Allie got pissed and walked off set when a chick shoved her ass in Allie's face.

Yeah I remember that. That was great. I loved Allie Sin, she was one of those porn stars who didn't even pretend that she wanted to be there. She always had that "I hate everyone fucking me right now" gaze, like every scene was her re-evaluating her life and trying to figure how she ended up getting DP'd for cash. I think she was a foster kid or something, probably got molested a few times, I wouldn't be surprised.

[drisko]

In Forky's defense, the age of the angry reviewer is coming to an end due to YouTube letting companies take the monetization from videos. He's not a chick, either, so he can't do ASMR or suck dick for money.

I remember in the commentary he did for To Boldly Flee, he talked about it coming to an end and how he was going to have to evolve and make good kahntent, blah blah blah. I guess his view of evolution is to do absolutely nothing until your house get's taken away from you, your brute of a girlfriend leaves and you have to go beg for help from your American hero brother, Miles.

There's a big difference between saying you're going to change and actually doing it. Otherwise all those videos he promised would have actually happened.

[Le Redditeur]

There's a big difference between saying you're going to change and actually doing it. Otherwise all those videos he promised would have actually happened.

Talking, even a parrot can do it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If he says it often enough, maybe it will happen someday. Just like his "I'm baaaack~! mantra.

And damn those porn stars. Seems like we've been looking at the wrong nobodies all along.