Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RedLine]

I'm cumming everywhere.
Cuckson is even moderating.
We are all going to be okay, guys.

[Complicity]

• MIles is fine.

If being Spoony's maid can be considered "fine".

[*]Just 10 minutes in, people have given him about 40-50 bucks so far.

This is where your money ends up, taxpayers.

[*]HE actually is lively and interacting with the chat.

How long until he starts sperging at the chat for pointing out his incompetence?

[*]I have no idea what the fuck this game is about. Puzzles, cards, and a borad game? This is so boring.

It's one of the countless clones of Slay The Spire (Roguelite with cards), but with a shitty horror story attached to it.
Later the graphics will change because it's quirky, and there will be pseudo-found footage cutscenes (because the gayme is cursed, you know) starring an "actor" (who vaguely looks like a young Bruce Campbell) pretending to be a Youtuber/card collector.
It took me a couple of hours to beat the whole thing, but i doubt this idiot will perform better than DSP would.
The soundtrack was nice though, if you like the Silent hill one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Leave it @TheSpoonyOne to pick boring garbage hidden gems to play through.
Also 10bux he'll drop it and pick a different game for next.

The one above was a test but...
HE'S LIVE NOW!!!!
ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! ALL IS FORGIVEN! OUR HERO HAS RETURNED TO VANQUISH THE DARK TIMES!

[Newhalf]

Inscryption was alright, just not what I expected. I guess that was the point eh.

So wtf is happening, Spoony does something that's slightly more than nothing? Is this Miles' doing?
Has piss ogre reached out with any comment?
I need to know, but not as bad as to look up shit on Twitter myself.
I think wulf is resident ogre correspondent.

[wulfenlord]

Careful what you wish for, especially with the sexy voice-over :3

[Complicity]

Cuckson is even moderating.

And here i was hoping that Razorfag would wear the mantle of the new Robin.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ignoring for a second the likely audio and acting quality this would produce: Would you really "hire" someone who can't even keep her own schedules due to "my files got corrupted (again)" or "I felt discomfort today. Maybe I'll try again tomorrow"?

(Plus working with @TheSpoonyOne is bound to give her a heart attack from sheer joy.)

[pibbs]

Hire? You need money for that. He'll let them do it for exposure.

[RedLine]

Honestly you should pay him for the privilege of being a part of the Spoonyverse.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But she already is. All major Spoony threads of note revolve around Rachel these days.